Natalie Portman w/ some chump on TRL

HAHAH

i don't know why, but reading that shit made me laugh.

dude, that was some of teh funniest shit ive ever read. dude, teh guy with teh caption on page 8, hes SO thinking about doing bad things to her.

but hey, theres nothing wrong with a guy with a shaved head!! i get mad ladies!!!!

that was funny!

God I hate this whore - on pic 8, look at her nasty, stubby fingers. Fucking disgusting. Oh, Natalie, your dike hair makes me so horny, FOR OTHER CHICKS!

Gil OUT

Don't blame natalie cause she's beautiful, hate your parents cause you not.
That 's for you Gilmore Yeast. She's a whore! how fucking original. She must of took how to be a whore 101 from your mother.
Luv always, Steph

i love natalie. i love damien fahey more.

Is there some kind of Bastardly Hall of Fame that we can put these captions into?
Classic work.

That would be fun, but sounds like WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY all too much work.

Steph - Again, we disagree. I feel that Na(s)t(y)'s looks are overrated. If you were to see this midget on the street, or on a college campus, she'd be a total nobody. She is not a prodigy, she's just a fake and a liar. My mother was a prostitute for a short time, but it's the only way to pay for my computer and DSL. I don't know why you continually disrespect a mother's love, but that is your decision. I hop Natalie disappears soon. Just remember, everyone, she went to HARVARD, and is therefore better than you.

Gil out!

i dont want to be starting shit here, BUT, the chances of Natalie being a whore are really pretty good.

Shes from Long Island.

pretty much EVERY bitch that lives here is a fucking whore, although im pretty sure my mom isnt, im not so sure about my grandma tho, i dont know WHAT shes doing in that Assisted living community.

But, even for the hos that live around here, Natalie is pretty average looking, so i wouldnt be surprised if she got started in teh business by promising sexual favors. I mean, its not like she can act.

a good example of someone from my area... Mariah carey. its funny, cause, well, shes a musician, but, wasnt she banging Tommy Mottola? WHOA then big surprise she got famous.

The bitches that live round here, do ANYTHING for some fuckin drugs. u know a chick is a pothead, offer her a blunt, youll get your dick sucked. offer some coke, free fuck. and you dont even have to wait till there high!!! the funny part of this is, i dont do drugs. also telling a Long Island bitch what they want to hear works pretty well too.

i could go on and on, but the point is, she might not be, but, the LARGE majority of chicks round here are whores, so, my guess is, Nat prolly is one too.

Phillip McCracken: Thank you for speaking the truth. Don't be kowed by these natalie lovers. We have a right to disagree!

Gil out.

wow..gilmore..i guess u must be really hot to be able to call someone as beautiful, smart and sexy as Natalie portman a whore...i dun really like the hair but well, natalie is hot anytime

pHILLIP, YOU DICKLESS PIECE OF NOTHING. aRE YOU SAYING EVERYONE WHO'S FROM LONG ISLAND IS A WHORE? i'M FROM LONG ISLAND, YOU STUPID SHIT. iF ALL GIRLS FROM LONG ISLAND ARE WHORES, THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE WE LEARNED IT FROM YOUR DIRTY MOTHER. DO YOU FUCKING THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK? YOU CAN GO FUCK YOUR SELF YOU FUCKING DUSHBAG.

HAHAHA Steph just outed herself as a whore - WHY ELSE WOULD SHE BE SO MAD?? Hahaha this is a great day for Gil, and a great day for the Bastardly. Steph, you wouldn't be a negro as well?

Gil OUWWWWT!

Hey "me" I think she's cute - but she can still be a whore. Now shut your disgusting mouth and think before you post you nasty little guttersnipe...

Gil out.

uh, i said PRETTY MUCH...that doesnt mean all. and, as for my mom being whore, like i said, shes not, but, my grandma might be, dont know what she does, shes lives in Lake Ronkonkama.

But, ifu are from Long Island TOO, you obviously arent paying attention. The bitches that live here CRAVE sucking dick, its almost as bad as their addiction to drugs. there brainless whores, modeling themselves after people like LiLo, Paris Hilton, and Mariah Carey

Im sorry, but it really IS the truth. im sorry if you were offended, but, i tend to agree, you wouldnt be so mad if you werent feeling guilty.

hey, dont shoot the messanger babe.

and for the record, im not dickless. if i was the whores that live here couldnt suck me off, and, well, sugar, i might not be an attractive man, but i dont seem to have any problem getting the sluts here to drain my balls dry. and god knows, i dont have a ghost dick.

ONLY WHORES WOULD GIVE YOU THE TIME OR DAY.
nO WONDER YOU LUV UR MOTHER SO.

well, sugar, 99.9% of the chicks on the Island ARE Whores...Coke Whores, Pot Whores, Crack Whores, Cock Whores, so i guess im pretty set as long as im living here!!

What? you dont love your mother? thats REALLY SAD. my mom is a GREAT women!!! i feel really bad for you if you dont love yours.