Newlywed Elton John Shows Off The Faces Of Gay Sex



As you may have heard or seen on TV, Elton John & David Furnish recently tied the knot & threw quite possibly one of the pimpest weddings in recent homosexual & heterosexual marriage history. Congrats to both lads.

One of Elton's art dealer buddies, Jay Joppling, described the emotional final moments of the reception.


They kissed at the end. It was very, very happy. It was just like any other couple getting married. [Daily Mail]


I'm sure it was just like any other wedding where two grown men share the pleasure of playing tongue twister for a few seconds. Then again, if Elton paid me millions for pieces of art, I'd play suckie-suckie on his ass, as well.

Anyway, here are a few photos (a honeymoon-sex trailer, if you will) of Elton giving the public a sultry preview of the many faces he'll make each & every night of his long, thick, rough honeymoon period...yummy!

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Sir Elton John and Lady David.

Haha

Friday, December 23rd, 2005 @ 8:16pm
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so true.

david furnish is totally the bitch of the relationship.

Friday, December 23rd, 2005 @ 10:43pm
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