Nicole Richie's April, 2006 Tatler Magazine Layout Brings The Links!
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
The quotes by Tattler on some of these photos is baffling to me. It's not as bad as Maxim, but it appears as if the writer was desperately trying to find something to put in bold...
Today's Gossip Fodder. Check it!
* Did you guys catch Liza Minelli on Larry King?
* Carmen Electra still looikin' very juicy!
* Brian @ The Excited Blog has some fun w/ the Mission Impossible 3 poster
* Oh man! Sophie Monk is skinnier than Nicole Richie. God damn!!
* Is Eva Longwhoria a racist?
* Naomi Watts is looking to work the networking game by dating a Jew. Smart.
* Wanna listen to K-Fed's new song?! You know you do...
* The Bastardly Question: Will Sienna Miller commit suicide in 2006?
* Why is Sharon Stone trying to become political?
* Shakira's Massive Erection.
* I learned this weekend that Isaac Hayes (Chef on South Park) is leaving. Matt Stone & Trey Parker rush to the rescue!
* Surprise, surprise. Star Jones went under the scalpel
* Watch the Liza Minelli's performance here
* Winona Rider's nude cartoon
I thought it was paris for a second
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I think she looks gorgeous!
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awwwwwwwww she looks SOOOOO cute!!! i just want to take her home and snuggle the night away!!!
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She looks like Japanese singer Ayumi Hamasaki...Im working on a painting on her right now. Lolz
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she'll make a beautifu corpse.. sigh
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Haha. I love Moe.
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I want to smack her in the face with my little wee-wee!
Gil out.
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hehe, her huge head really filled out the cover. she looks like a real life bobble-head.
she gots such a small frame. i think i'd break her in half if we spent the night together.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Reality-check. You'll never get to "break her in half" or "smack her in the face with your wee-wee". You're simply delusional.
Unless you stalk her of course. Go on, you know you want to. Leave some love-snot on her pillow.
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She looks like a 10 year old boy just leaving Michael Jackson's house. YAAAY
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i will always and forever Love Nicole Richie.
She is so beautiful (not in the jess alba way, but in a vulnerable way almost..) and elegant.
I love Nicole Richie, PLEASE LIONEL ADOPT ME TOO!
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she looks verry pretty, but a little too skinny right now
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Wow! The wonders makeup and airbrushing can do.
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The great part about being a flat chested anorexic is that your boobs don't flop around when you dance like an idiot (picture #2).
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