Nicole Richie's New Movie: My Road To 30lbs
Monday, October 10th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

It's a real short flick, so check out scene two. It'll make your eyes water.
Make sure you give your most professional review of Nicole's Emmy caliber performance…























In the first photo she looks perfectly fine. Why would this girl make herself look like someone dying of the AIDS virus. It really is sad!
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Maybe she really does have AIDS? Now there's something I bet you didn't think about.....
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practically everyone in hollywood tells her she looks good, so why would she believe otherwise...she is a sheep. plus she thinks they are her friends, but they probably just want her to get so skinny that she disappears.
she also has her fugly fiancee all over her 99% of the time, so she is feeling super confident oblivious to the fact that she only looks good because she wears designer clothes & lots of makeup. she is too skinny, but she isnt in the "OH MY GOD i am an emaciated freak get me to buffet asap!" phase just yet. she just looks like an 8 year old boy.
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She looks like an 8 year old boy.....which is exactly what most of these talentless skanks look like!
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I have NEVER heard that she lost the weight for a movie role. What was she playing...a skeleton? A person dying of AIDS? A concentration camp refugee? No, she was playing a cheerleader and if I remember correctly...none of the cheerleaders at my high school (sooo long ago) looked THIS thin. They all were beautiful (on the outside) and everyone wished they looked like the cheerleaders did (hair, figure, clothes, etc.) but none of them were THIS thin. I think she looks revolting!
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The whole movie thing is a joke,I think hah.Anyways,I agree with everyone else,she looks SO MUCH better back in the day.
But she probably was under a lot of pressure,considering it's Hollywood and people used to always say how "fat" she was.Also,her boyfriend losing tons of weight could've motivated her.
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So what??
Hopefully this will work -
I see no difference between this picture and that of Nicole Richie....
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Okay, you can't see my picture, so nevermind.
[IMG]http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b203/rockeramy1979/AIDS.jpg[/IMG]
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So sad,and very,very true.All that person needs in that pic is a designer dress,and bam! A dead ringer for Nicole.
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She is beyond a human. she looks like she has aged 40 years. All her spark has left her. She doesnt look cheeky or like any sort of fun. Its not the same person anymore.
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What I dont get is that she obviously has money and lots of people who 'love' her. Why has noone staged an intervention and shipped her to a hospital.
PLUS...doesnt the camera add 10lbs...scary thought
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Because the people who love her probably all have that hollywood mentality that "No one can be too rich or too thin".
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Lol...add or too stupid to that!
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hahah I forgot the most important one! :D
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That pic of the aids person or whatever looks almost like Nicole. If being that skinny is hot then Somalia and Ethiopia have endless untapped potential. Hollywood, next stop East Africa!
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She's really a very pretty woman if she'd just gain at least 10 pounds.
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More like 30, at least.
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Well I like em skinny so I think she actually looks hot.
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I agree with warrenb.
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Its so sad, she looks like death in hot coutre. tut tut.
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I agree with warrenb and BankLocater, she is skinny, there's no denying, but I definately think she looks hotter now.
Skinny suits her better than fat, her petite frame was drowning in flab before.
Whether it's the stylish new clothes she wears now or her more conservative hair, which was priviously skunky black and blonde. She has improved. She was a dirty chunk.
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I liked her better when she was "fat" (which,in reality,isn't fat...just maybe compared to the people of Hollywood).I liked her better as a "dirty chunk".I don't think there's anything sexy about looking like you're about to die.
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Too bad she doesn't keep thinning out then maybe she would slip through a crack in the floor. That is not hot. Where are the womanly curves? Child bearing hips? Ass like pow? Evolutionarily speaking, she would not be a good mate. Pedophilistically speaking, she looks like a 13 year old boy.
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Haha, but you must admit she looks better? She was a dirty skank before. Now she hides her dirty skankness behind nice clothes with a bit of style.
You're right, she is not womanly, but before she looked like a filthy, fat, whore. She's more mature with her whore look these days.
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Alien HEAD. she needs some fat on her.
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OKG... I the first pic she lookes puffy and overweight. With her small frame 125 lbs at 5'2" is not health. Weighing probably 95 lbs in the second oic she appears thin and healthy and toned. Why would she ever wish to gain any weight at all. It's onlyjealous people that say Nicole is "unhealthy" . She is absolutely perfect now.
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puffy? puffy? in the first pic she looks healthy. Muscles and some fat covering bones, which is ok. Anyone who thinks the second is hot needs to seek professional help.
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SHE KOW LOOKS SOOOOOOO GREAT!
BEFORE SHE WAS FAT AND UNGLY KNOW SHE IS A REAL STAR!
GOOD WORK !!!
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She looks like a skeleton on crack!
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And her fiance looks worse. What a geek!
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She was squat and ugly to begin with. She is sucha nasty person, I wish her to die. It will bw one less useless asshole bitch taking up space on the planet. Take away her money - and what is she? N O T H I N G!
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I dont know how much my cock weighs, BUT, ill be more than happy to put it in one of her three orifices to add however much it does to Nicole's overall body weight. Im just that kinda guy, always looking to help in whatever way i can.
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She does look hot, in a 10-year-old boy kind of way. YOU GUYS WHO THINKS SHE LOOKS BETTER WITHOUT MEAT ON HER BONES ARE ON CRACK!
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There always has to be SOMEONE who says we're jealous cuz we comment about her unhealthy weight! Can the jealousy comments, dumb asses!
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Nicole Richie kinda reminds me of Kirstie Alley. U know what I mean?
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Nicole Richie and Paris what's her name are just talentless ugly waste of time famous people. Unfortunately this the new trend in America. Find retarded morons to support and create successful celebs with absolutely no talent or skills whatsoever.
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she looks great in the second piture...she just needs implants and then she will look great people who hate on skinny people are nothing but, fat loosers ...
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i think she looks fab in the first photo and in the second she doesnt look to bad, perhapps a tad skinny in a heads now to big for my body way but shes still preety and i think her figures not unattractive persa....though a few pounds would add a little more curve......
but jes at least she still shits all over paris hilton.......
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60 years ago, she would have been mistaken for a concentration camp refugee.
What is wrong with celebrities and Hollywood? Why would people aspire to look like this?
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Like hell she's not at that stage yet gia!? Do your eyes work properly?
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I have nothing further to say...
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b203/rockeramy1979/AIDS.jpg
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who is paris?? nic is the real IT GIRL!
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When I saw the first picture I thought...hmmm she looks good (well, good for Nicole Richie anyway) what's going on here? Then I read that it was an old picture. :-( She looks so incredibly disguisting now, poor poor tweety bird. And to deny she has an eating disorder and/or drug addiction- honestly, admit it already and get some help! Looking 50 when your under 30 is NOT in!
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Sorry, but she is fugly no matter what her weight. She is just fuglier looking like a concentration camp prisoner....
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I totally agree...she looks so much healthier in the first picture. I can't see how this woman can wake up every day, look in the mirror and say, "Yes, I look so good"!
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Mimi, she lost the weight for the movie. She'll be back to normal in no time!
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