Nikki Cox + Eve Mendes - Bastardly Cleavage Matchup
Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
So in this Bastardly Matchup all we care about is the cleavage...don't bother looking at their faces, just stare at the cleavage...and enjoy!
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For some odd reason, I feel dirty after looking @ those pics so early in the morning...
Damn you.
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I'm voting for Nikki again. The breasts seem more... I don't know... healthy? Something like that.
But if we *were* judging faces, I'd point out that beauty marks are actually hideous moles that some chicks call beauty marks to pretend they're not hideous moles.
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Matchup? Matchup? Melons to kiwis not even close. Nikki is the total package.
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Based just on the cleavage, I'd give it to Nikki. (Not a big fan in general though - face or body).
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Nikki. Hands down.
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no contest, nikki. from the waist up, eva is not nice to look at.
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I think my hand is going to take me to court for rape.
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isn't nikki's fake? Eva's are real? nuff said
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EVE MENDES...she one of the sexiest woman in the would. I am getting a stiffie
Nikki who..she is not even a 3
BRING THE TROOPS HOME
IMPEACH $BUSH$
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It's got to be Eve Mendes
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Hahaha, Mike, that's a new one!
I've got to go with Ms. Mendez; Making it Nikki 5, Eva 4. Someone else, show some love here
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Jay Mohr, you son of a bitch!
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Truth here, check out Nikki Cox recently my boys, not happenin. Tits are hanging small and non existent. Which makes us forced to look at the grill. No No No. Not good. Girl has new lips that were sexy and now over puffed. Her eyes are small and look like a rat, her head is small and creepy like and alien. Her nu man is Bobcats twin.
Jay Mohr, you can have her. Maybe if she could act it would be cool. NOOOOO
This is sad to me, cuz I always hold out hope that stripper lookin ugly bitches will want me. They still get to be with celebrities. How messed up.
I am an O & A fan, how O & A have missed this is crazy. Girl ain't hot at all.
If she WOWS me I will wonder why a 14 year old messed up boy is flashing his tits.
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Damn staight Truth. This girl is hopeless now. It makes me wonder if she ever looked that good or if it wasn't smoke and mirrors. Retouching, ect. Eve is hot as hell, Nikki Cox looks like a used up stripper now.
She has had bad plastic surgery now, watch her last episodes of Las Vegas. Damn. Wasn't the director smart enough to not do a close up?
All yours Jay Mohr, just do her from her bony behind and tape Eve's picture on the back of her head.
Crack is bad girl.
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THANK GOD!---for my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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