Old Hayden Panettiere Pics Show Off Her Mic Holding Technique

Lolz - Stumpy singing. Har!
In pic 2 she looks like she'd riding me. Knew we shoulda turned the camera off...

I can't believe Greenlee married Bob Guiney, pictured in the background of Page Two.

She looks like a Keebler elf in this picture.

Oh my God TERRIBLE. Who the fuck let her sing the National Anthem?

Oh, goody. I thought I was going to be able to go all day with having the urge to go burn down a pre-school.

It was bound to happen, my favorite tasteless cumdumpster has re-emerged. I'm pissed because:

1) I really like that top...and it would look better on me, instead of showing off her little sausage arms.

2) Some fuckhead allowed her to get onstage and shriek and warble and cause eardrums to bleed.

3) I'm totally digging her shoes and they'd look 1000X times better on me...but instead they're being punished via having to be in contact with her discusting little troll hooves.

4) She's not dead yet.

Just looking at her makes me want to hijack a bus full of orphans and Make-A-Wish kids and crash it into a wall at 100mph.

Where's Phil? I need Phil's input on this.

Who told her she could sing? I've heard cats being put to death in a shredder hold better notes than that.

New Caption:
"I'm the perfect height for mushroom-straddling"

yes, green is my favorite color.

and i got your cheerleader outfit too . . . one piece at a time.

yeh. there you go. let's see you do a handstand without your . . . yeh. there you go.

She can't sing. Why does she even try?

please dont spread your midget, sausage legs like that ever again like you are doing on the first page

im passing out from the flu...can someone make a really fucked up and rude comment about Stumpy The Wonder Midget for me?

I cannot stand this little shit.

You owe me a pair of Louboutins for this, Phil. ;-)

The ideal way to view Stumpy The Wonder Midget is from behind a glass wall....while she's been gassed to death Dachau style.

Was that good, Phil?

Wait till NBC cancels Heroes and then the Universal Records arm will offer her a recording contract.

Next thing you know she'll be the "IT" singing sensation, at which point she'll turn into a crack whore like Amy Winehouse

1st picture-wierdo as paris hilton! and this girl reminds me of stumpy... lol, singing for the national anthem is nice!

oh yea... spread em sweetheart

@#13...yes, that will do just nicely Caitie. i think we should gas her, and revive her, and keep gassing her over, and over, amd over, that way everyone could have the joy of ridding the world of such a nasty little midget.

I'm waiting for her dumpy thunderthighs to rip the seams of those jeans...

just be happy she wasnt performing with en Erection, shit wouldve broken the crotch

@#14 you do realize she HAS a recording contract right? when she was fucking JR Rotem, she was recording it. sadly it will be released soon. she had a song in Bridge To Terabithia if you are interested to hear what she sounds like....its the total opposite of completely amazing.

Oh god, Phil.

I'm fuckin' sterile now.

THANKS.

I'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

well Caitie....just go click the Emma Watson post again...no matter how much ive looked at Stumpy or any ugly bitch for that matter...those pics of her are pretty much instant viagra.

Emma Watson-the ailment for every ugly person in the world LOL

Better a stump than a twig.