Paris Hilton Posing: The "I Have Herpes" Edition!



I know it's really mean to make fun of someone infected w/ an incurable disease, but we've done worse, right? Plus, for all the goodies Paris has in her life, a little itchy-scratchy every once in a while is minors!!

Bastardly Question

How many of you, if given the option, would take $15mil cash in exchange for being infected w/ herpes? This is an anonymous forum, so no worries about showing your true colors!!

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I would so take $15 million bucks. My co-pay for prescriptions is only $10. It's so worth it.

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 3:48pm
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I would take the cash also, then pay to get rid of the herp. You know there is a scientist out there with the answer. Look at Magic Johnson, doesnt (didnt) he have AIDS?!

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 4:00pm
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Magic Johnson has HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. But he's rich and can afford the medication to stay HIV positive but not get full blown aids.

Herpes you can't cure because it stays in your brain stem or something... but you can take those pills to prevent breakouts or whatnot.

Hmm i know too much about herpes... this looks bad. :-P

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 4:16pm
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Actually, the HIV isn't even detectable in Magic anymore. It's essentially gone, so he's got something else going on altogether, whether it's meds, taking extremely good care of himself, luck, or a combo of all of them.

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 5:01pm
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Sorry, that's just gross. I'd rather not have herpes! I don't even get cold sores!

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 5:15pm
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Nope....you can keep your money. I would rather be broke but herpe free- seriously.

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 5:16pm
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WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH...you all seem to be missing the point here - has anyone else EVER seen an ass that hangs that far below the pussy? like.....seriously? senior citizens don't count, this woman's only 25 or something
but on that note, no im pretty sure id choose to be STD free...ill take good, clean sex without having to explain to my partner "oh well before we go any further there's something you should know.." over money any day.

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 5:59pm
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Yeah....something is definitely wrong with her butt cheek- I don't quite understand it but it is funny as fuck I know that much.

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 6:46pm
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So am I missing something, did she openly admit she has herpes? I mean it's kinda assumed knowledge that she does, but it seems like it's more aggressive now. I don't know tough call w/ 15 mil you could pay someone to have sex w/ you even if you had herpes, I'd take the cash, bitch!

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 6:59pm
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I would take Paris's herpes for the 15 million cash, but you could not pay me enough to take her bird ugly big nose on my face the rest of my life. No fucking thank you.

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 9:16pm
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I already have herpes, so I'll take the $15M please. BTW, in the over 10 years I've had it, I've had only 3 outbreaks and they are easily taken care of with a few days of meds. Also, they don't "itch". It makes me laugh to hear misinformation. 1 in 4 people have it, even if they don't think they have it, it could be dormant inside of them. BIG DEAL people. I got it from a long term boyfriend who did not disclose it to me that he had it. Sure, I'd rather not have it since the "stigma" is there, but at the end of the day it isn't a big deal. People with cold sores on their lips is herpes same thing as on your private area. People with cold sore herpes can give someone genital herpes. So, if you are not wearing a condom while giving oral, you can get it. That is why it’s so rampant. To seriously not consider $15M over herpes, hands down, you are an idiot.

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 @ 1:24am
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why is a big yellow penis and testes set falling from her crotch? I didn't know herpes caused necrotization

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 @ 7:46am
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I feel bad for BlissBoo, thats a fucked up guy that has something like that and DOESNT disclose it.

as for the question, ive been blessed so far with NOT have ANY STDS EVER, and, i think id rather like to keep it that way, i get tested often, but i think we are missing the fact that isnt there more than one type? do we know which one Paris has?

let me add, if i was going to marry someone, it wouldnt matter to me, i mean, if im gonna spend tehg rest of my life with someone, who gives a shit what they have right?

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 @ 10:38am
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Glad to know I'm not the only one that noticed that weird looking ass/ball thing in that second photo.

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 @ 7:16pm
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NO WAY

Thursday, March 30th, 2006 @ 4:00am
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I saw those terrible pictures. Why don't you guys leave her in peace. And who in the world knows how many boys she had sex with?

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 4:18pm
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"why dont we leave her in peace?" you dont seem to understand that paris survives entirely off of attention and blow. if we stopped watching her, she'd run around naked and have sex with cars, and if that didnt get attention, she'd die.

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 @ 4:53pm
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Who knows what else she has

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006 @ 7:58am
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I would gladly get herpes for 15 million. But my life is not like most people. My wife has gential herpes, I do not. So I know some day I may aquire herpes. So the 15 million would just be found money to me. I would love to have a threesome with Paris Hilton, her gential herpes does not bother me at all.

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 @ 3:04pm
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leave paris alone. who fucking cares..wat if its not true..u fucking dont kno. so seriously leave her in peace. shes not a slut.
thanks.
your all just a bunch of faggots with no lifes...and ur all basically ur calling her slut and ur all dirty...seriosuly leave her the FUCK alone.

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 4:38pm
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If your parents negotiate with your ex sex partner to determine how much cash the family will obtain to when the porn sex tapes made surreptitiously are sold on the internet then PARIS'S BITCH she is not only a slut but a f-bomb H
WHORE and anything else one can come up with to describe a freakin nasty show all I have to the world bastard child.

Monday, July 24th, 2006 @ 10:44am
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Looks like her ass has been pounded into disrepair.

Friday, August 4th, 2006 @ 9:21pm
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ugh. she looks gross in that pic with her ass hanging out.

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 11:37pm
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OK, so, I have the the herpes virus and have had not symptoms for a year. People have an immature view of the disease exactly from the media, jokes, etc. If you say you would rather be broke than take 15 million and have this disease you're an idiot who has bought into the fear mongering surrounding the disease. With medication, you hardly know you have it. And when I have had symptoms, it has been totally mild. By the way, in no way was I sexually promiscuous. My friend got it the first time he had sex! And he still gets laid probably more than anyone who is stupid enough to make that big of a deal about something that is pretty much innocuous. No body apparantly ACTUALLY knows what it's like. It's actually not a big deal. Grow up. There's virus' out there. You may have it and be asymptomatic. Why don't you do the research?

Saturday, October 28th, 2006 @ 6:23pm
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what is wrong with her ass? why does it hang so low? very weirdd

Wednesday, February 21st, 2007 @ 12:54am
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Has she ever state she has the virsus? and what type there aremany differents types. She doesn't exaclty have the best relationship with the public. Theonly reason why she can get away with all this..."MONEY" money talks

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 @ 11:53pm
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have the men she been with ..been testd it for it.....people can be cruel.
I would take the $15ml. There is worse out there then what we know.

Wednesday, March 28th, 2007 @ 11:56pm
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It looks like a ball sack hanging there. That's so f'ng gross.. She should be hiding her ugly ass.

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 @ 1:32am
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I'm so glad that I have never had any type of VD. There's no way in Hell I'd ever take $15mil cash in exchange for being infected w/ herpes-not even $15bil. My genitals are very important to me.

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007 @ 1:56am
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I would give 15 million to get rid of mine.

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 4:44pm
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Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 7:27am
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I would take the $15 mil,too.

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 3:51pm
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I would take the 15 million. Why? Everyone seems to have the Herps except me, but with 15 milllion I'm rich bitch

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 5:01pm
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I would take the 15 million. Why? Everyone seems to have the Herps except me, but with 15 milllion I'm rich bitch

Monday, March 13th, 2006 @ 5:02pm
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