Penelope Cruz vs. Monica Cruz: The Bastardly Sibling Matchup
Friday, March 14th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
They're both fairly tight packages & how can you possibly have the heart to choose one sister & kick the other one to the curb? The only plausible option here is the obvious one: both sisters, deserted island and no clothes. Amen.
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damn! moe, where the hell do you get these pics?
hottest non-twin sisters
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Penelope has a sour expression that is definitely a deal breaker. Monica looks so much sweeter!
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both super hot
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Monica all the way.. much better looking of the two sisters
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I'd like to have a cum fiesta with these two putas!
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Penelope's knees are too pointy. Monica wins in the body department for me. Their face are reallyyyyy similar. Penelope looks like a total bitch though, so I'll take Monica.
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no competition for Penny, that's why she's more famous than her fug duckling sister, duh!
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Penelope
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penelope is way better...monica's face look kind of...strange...i don't know...penlope just look hot....
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wow monica looked so hot in that lesbian video...she doesnt look so good here....
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they are either really ugly girls or really cute chihuahuas...
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Penelope.
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They say you only use 10% of your brain capacity, but I think I would have to use the other 90% to figure this out.
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penelope but monica has a better outfit
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pene
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Penelope...she's got that ice queen aura about her...like she'd slap me around a bit...which is a good thing :D
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Penelope has a grace about her and she works the red carpet beautifully. Monica is cute everyday girlfriend material.
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Both are hot :)
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Monica is way hotter. She'd get it up the pooper, no doubt.
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i prefere penelope. monica is hot though... fuck it. gimme both of them with some haagen dazs ice cream spread all over their nipples, just ripe for the feasting...
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this is SO weird...they almost look exactly the same, only penelope's a little more refined in the features department.
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Mamacitas!!!!...geez the exact same face on both of them, kinda mousy like, but cute. Only the age is the differance here I think, the younger might have more mileage on her...
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Penelope is the hotter sister.
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Penelope FTW!
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Penelope
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Both of these sisters look like fugly ducks.
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both are average to me. I can't believe people find this things beautiful.
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these
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