Personality Type: Rice Chasers
Monday, April 10th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Since we always strive to bring you the most quality goods, I've chosen to outsource this Personality Type to someone who understands the topic much better than myself.
Enter: Parliamentary Mime's Jude...a helpless Rice Chaseeâ„¢1 drowning in a bottomless ocean of Rice Chasersâ„¢ (a.k.a. Souther California). If you're a member of the Rice Chaserâ„¢ Community, please refrain from your visiting her blog.
If you live on the west coast, I'm pretty sure you know at least one or two Rice Chasersâ„¢---I can think of 3-4 right off the bat, myself. BUT what happens when the tables are turned & it is the Asian chicks chasing the white man? What do you call this special breed of women who feel like they're above all other females within her own race & therefore must outsource all sexual services to men who are either white or Latino. In most cases, these Burger Chasers are usually in sororities & sometimes seen driving Jettas (as opposed to Hondas). They're also usually 2nd generation American-Asians as 1st gen females fail to even acknowledge the existence of males outside of their cultural borders. Sad, but true.
1 One who is chased by bastard Rice Chasersâ„¢
Enter: Parliamentary Mime's Jude...a helpless Rice Chaseeâ„¢1 drowning in a bottomless ocean of Rice Chasersâ„¢ (a.k.a. Souther California). If you're a member of the Rice Chaserâ„¢ Community, please refrain from your visiting her blog.
Rice chasersâ„¢!
Every Asian woman knows what a rice chaserâ„¢ is. He's a non-Asian man with a serious fetish for Asian women, and if he can't get one to go out with him the usual way, he'll save up and get himself a mail-order bride. Which may well be better for him, since his mail-order bride will be financially obligated to provide whatever it is he wants to get from an Asian woman.
The rice chaserâ„¢ betrays his fetish in the way he approaches Asian women: he uses her ethnicity to start up a conversation. Usually he asks where she's from or tries to guess her nationality, and in my experience, guesses wrong--waay wrong. Just because I have a goddamn tan doesn't mean I'm a Filipina, mmkay? Sometimes he'll greet her in what he assumes to be her native tongue.
A rice chaserâ„¢ could look like a cross between Jude Law, Rufus Sewell, Clive Owen, and [insert whomever you think is hot here, I'm not going to do all the work for you], and he still wouldn't be attractive to me. Who the hell wants a guy who wants her because he has some sick-ass ethnic fantasy? Rice chasingâ„¢ is creepy and racist. So not hot.
Read the hilarious post in its entirety on Parliamentary Mime...
If you live on the west coast, I'm pretty sure you know at least one or two Rice Chasersâ„¢---I can think of 3-4 right off the bat, myself. BUT what happens when the tables are turned & it is the Asian chicks chasing the white man? What do you call this special breed of women who feel like they're above all other females within her own race & therefore must outsource all sexual services to men who are either white or Latino. In most cases, these Burger Chasers are usually in sororities & sometimes seen driving Jettas (as opposed to Hondas). They're also usually 2nd generation American-Asians as 1st gen females fail to even acknowledge the existence of males outside of their cultural borders. Sad, but true.
1 One who is chased by bastard Rice Chasersâ„¢
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God damn link was jacked! My bad everyone.
This thing is open for Angry comments now...
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I knew there was something up with the comments.
Thanks for puttin' me up, Moe!
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hey, you're the one we should thank!
Now, please be nice to at least one Rice Chaser every month.
Remember, Rice Chasers need some lovin' too!
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Twinkie is a skinny,adolescent looking gay boy also...usually shortened to twink.
Plenty of Asian girls and boys with white people fetish, plenty of white boys with Asian girl fetish, but no girls with Asian boy fetish. That's terrible!
Google some hot Asian men:
Dean Cain
Keanu Reeves
Russell Wong
Lou Diamond Phillips
Ming Tsai
Rick Yune
Takeshi Kaneshiro (my favorite of the totally Asian hotties)
Andy Lau
There are more, but here are a few to start, lemure here, diversifying your Bastardly!
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I find that so moronic, LOL. Was the girl raised by White parents? There are just confused kids that were raised by White parents and then those that actively turn their backs on their cultures. I find that so sad.
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ok so i live in toronto, canada, so i don't know how different it is up here. i myself being an asian sorority girl know exactly what you are talking about. some frat boys are some real hardcore rice chasers. i am like 1 one of 5 asian girls in my sorority and yeah i am like the 1 out of 5 who hasn't dated or exclusively date white guys. not saying i wouldn't date a white guy but i can't get with guys who are mainly interested in me because i'm asian.
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my friend showed me this YouTube once for Yellow Fever
check it:
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"i loved this.more personality types/profiles please... :) "
yes i'm quoting myself. *takes a bow* ;)
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How about fried chicken chaser? One who pines over black women with huge asses? Because I wait behind KFC, like a vulture, waiting for my thick assed prey. Oh how I loathe the black men that date white women when it is so much easier for them to obtain the object of my burning desire than me for I am skinny and white.
Makin Moves...
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my friend is a total rice chaser.....and a straight chick. maybe "bamboo shoot" chaser would be a better word for her. she loves asian guys. so the universe really does have some balance.
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I was a total "rice chaser", or "bamboo shoot chaser", as the last poster called it, when I was in high school. I'm a white girl, but I have wanted to be Asian ever since my uncle brought back my aunt from Taiwan when I was 4. I was really pathetic, I would wear cheongsams, eat everything with chopsticks, try to be friends with anyone remotely Asian. And when I got old enough, I was trying to get on any Asian guy I could. Unfortunately there were not too many in my southern town and they were all a little frightened of me... I finally bagged a Vietnamese guy when I was 15 and held onto him until 17.... I called his penis my "egg roll" Really really sad. But he was totally into me, this crazy little white chick who would jump his bones anywhere anytime!
I ended up marrying a white guy though. We understand each other. He comes from this redneck family but is the most metrosexual man you've ever met, loves the BBC and anything British and wishes he was from England. So we both have "cultural misidentification." :P
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ok, that stood out like a sore thumb! hahahahah.
man, you were really obsessed w/ asians, huh?
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WWC.
World's Weirdest Cleavage.
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Definitely obsessed. I even saved up my money during 12th grade and spent the summer in Japan. I broke up with the Vietnamese guy first, trying to trade up for a Japanese guy, I guess....it didn't work out. I think they only let the really good looking Asians into America, because when you go to their home country, they are 99.9% ugly. And fat. I was like WTF there are fat Japanese people? Then I thought, oh yeah, sumo.
So I came back to America and got back with the Vietnamese guy, but he cheated on me with a Chinese girl (because A. his parents were putting intense pressure on him to be with another Asian, and B. because while I we were broken up, he turned from a sweet Science club kind of guy into a frat boy.) So, we broke up again, I dated a guy that was 1/4 Japanese for a very short while (had to wean myself off the egg rolls slowly), then hooked up with the pseudo-British guy.
I still look at pics of hot Asian guys secretly though.... shhhh...
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[...] In one corner, we have a troll. And in the other, we have a Rice Chaser’s kinky dream come true. Aside from their obvious differences, both women have a set of some seriously fucked up teeth & as you all must already know, bad teeth (like the ones pictured) in our highly superficial Hollywood is simply unacceptable. [...]
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[...] Ok, this post is for our Rice Chaser demographic. Now, show some love for Michelle, everyone! [...]
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about hardcore burger chasers...
two words: Amy Tan.
the word 'sell-out' is insufficient.
it's also a good conversation starter/screener. i discreetly ask asian girls, and some white girls too, if they like amy tan. if they love here....'NEXT!'. if she says, 'i like her work, but i don't like her personally'....put her in the 'maybe' pile. if she says 'I HOPE THAT BITCH BURNS IN HELL'....then she's a keeper.
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lol
Well I had an Asian friend in high school who was all about the white boys, she is even engaged to a white guy right now. I called her a twinkie, but I think that is just a general term for Asians who try to be white, right?
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Your description of a "burger chaser" is right on the nose (although I know it as a "twinkie"). I know a girl that is exactly how you describe: In a sorority, drove a Jetta, and dates white guys almost exclusively. I used to work with this girl and got to know her quite well. Although we were friendly, it was obvious to me how superficial her intentions were to deny the fact that she was asian and reimagine herself as a white girl. It's funny because because she seemed to take pride in acting this way. Even to go so far as to use her "white sounding" middle name every now and then to give her that much more of an image as non-asian. As far as I know she left for college from California to the midwest for a more "Caucasian" experience. How pathetic.
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i like asian men. ones with hard tight bodies. long hair or really cut short. give me jet li.
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I dated a girl @ Berzerkeley for a while, but Mr. & Mrs. Chen reeeeeally pressured her to stop seeing me. Because I wasn't Chinese.
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