Posing Paris #2: I Own You.

nice man jaw.

This is the I-know-you-want-me-everybody-does-because-I'm-so-damn-hot-and modest-too pose.

I think she was checking to make sure none of her hair extensions had fallen out during the group sex she just had.

WHAT?!? I think Tammy's comment was funny. Maybe you don't think it's all that funny because it is probably true!

I WISH THIS FUCKING WHORE WOULD DROP DEAD ALREADY!

It's true. Paris is my idol. Much like Hitler, I have a dream. A dream in which everyone in the world has blond hair, blue eyes, and a weird hook-shaped nose and virtually no boobs. And this race would have to breed amongst themselves to survive, because minorities apparently suck.

Also...I just tend to follow the old adage: “If you don’t have anything awesome to say, don’t fuckin say it.� That is an old adage? I always thought it was: "If you don't have anything NICE to say, don't say anything at all". What book of old adages have you been reading?

Well, personally, I don't write long narratives defending myself unless I'm pretty hot under the collar. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. But I'm glad to fill your day with joy. That's what I feed off of.

When will you understand that I have no reason to defend myself because I have done nothing wrong? Again I will say this and hopefully you can understand that I was simply educating you on the facts behind the picture that you keep "dwelling on". That way you would stop making incorrect statements in your future posts. Say what you want but at least know what your talking about. Also, I am enjoying all of your "AWESOME" comments. I am writing them all down so that I will know that proper techniques on how to write an awesome comment since mine are all routinely un-awesome, typically cynical, depressing and not funny. By the way...you shouldn't start a new sentence with a capitalized And. Just trying to help.

W00t Tammy pwned Marky D! Lifes a bitch Marky.....but Tammy's got more chops than you could ever hope for. :\

Oh, and I like Paris on a "looks only" basis. She's pretty and you know it. The girls' a no brain ho-bag obviously, but she's got looks.

Naw i dont know it. she is a dog, and her eyes are really brown, not blue. I thought marky D might like to know that, she wears blue contacts. He said something about blonde, blue eyes in one of his funny posts, and he is very funny. Sorry Allison, but not everyone agrees with you on her "looks". Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and a lot of people "behold" she has none. Besides even if she was pretty, shes not, nothing on this chick is real anyway.

She is not pretty, and yes, she is fake in every way. And, it really is true--beauty is more than skin deep. Even if she WAS pretty on the outside, (and she isn't) she is such a disgusting person, she could never look good to me.

Absolutely agree with you Cyn! Paris H. has an ora about her that just screams, "I am hot and I am better then everyone else. You all are worthless and should bow down to me"! After all she does openly proclaim that she is "American Royalty"! HA! It is embarrassing that other countries portray her as what American's are like. I hate her and so should everyone else!

geez, you'd think with all the money the hilton's have, they can have their shemale Paris (I know a tranny when I see one) look less boyish. Gawd, grow some boobs already!!!

Did you see that Paris Hilton has dumped Paris Latsis and the wedding is OFF! She is pissed because he didn't invite his parents to some yacht party and when she finally did meet his parents they drilled her with a bunch of tough questions about art and culture that she was too stupid to answer. It was embarrassing for poor poor Paris H.
I knew this was going to happen sooner or later. I wonder who her next boy toy will be? What a fuckin ho!

Old Money is the only thing that either of them have going for them. They could not function without their mommy and daddy's money. They are uneducated and could never find a decent job due to lack of education and skills. They also have no work ethic and would quit or get fired after the first day. Paris Hilton has grown up appreciating nothing which is very very sad. She will find a replacement for PLat as quickly as she did for her poor little Tinkerbell. GOD I HATE HER!

Here is the full break up story. HAHAHA. I can't say that I'm surprised. Could anyone truly be surprised by this?

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz4.shtml

GIA HAS NO BOOBS!

I don't mean to pick a fight here, but... Tammy's not funny.

Since when do you have to be fucking dave chappelle to make a comment?

The "I'm a cocky son of a bitch & my name is Marky D" pose

ok, I'm sorry. It was calling me out.

And Johnny Dee... I just tend to follow the old adage: "If you don't have anything awesome to say, don't fuckin say it." I was just making a general observation, that Tammy's comments are routinely un-awesome. Once in a while they're cheerfully sarcastic, but typically they're cynical and depressing. And not funny. And she etches weird website names into her legs while shaving in the bathtub... not a turn-on.

It was sarcasm, Tammer. Good ol' fashion humor. I put a "twist" on it, ya see? Why don't you dwell on it a little more?

Wow.

With all his money, he could get someone much, much better looking than Paris anyway. Just a thought. She's fugly.

Ok, I've figured it out. Marky D is a Paris fan! Hang in there, Marky! She will have sex with anyone and anything, so your chances are good that she'll eventually get to you too!

"If you don’t have anything awesome to say, don’t fuckin say it"...then why are you making snide remarks about my comments? Are your snide remarks awesome? I guess you're right..."I don’t mean to pick a fight here, but… Tammy’s not funny". Now THAT is an awesome comment. Thanks for enlightening me on how to make an awesome comment!

I suppose calling me a whore was sarcastic too? What kind of twist were you putting on that? Also...I wasn't shaving in that picture. The sole purpose of that picture was for an example of what the website was wanting girls to submit for a contest. We were hoping that if I showed that much skin then someone would try and beat me by showing it all. If I were in fact the whore you say I am, I would have been showing more then my leg with a website name etched on it. If that makes me a whore then I guess every woman in Playboy or Sports Illustrated is a whore too, as they are showing as much skin or more then I am showing and none of my privates are exposed! By the way...my boyfriend took that pic of me in our bathroom at home and he thought it was a neat idea. I wasn't out posing in random bathrooms with random photographers like a whore probably would.

Marky D. I am paying you a compliment on #20 so don't take this any way but good. That comment made me smile and stop dead in my tracks. I don't want to argue with you. I will have to remember that "less is more" sometimes as there truly is no real reply to give to that one. You win! I pat you on the back sir. Credit givin where it is deserved.

Tammy... I called you a whore because I had a hunch it would get you all hot under the collar, and maybe even result in a huge, ridiculous rant. I win.

P.S. I am a whore!

Sorry to burst your bubble but it takes more then high school name calling to get me hot under the collar. I am not even close to being upset. The only reason I explained the picture is because you were clearly mistaken when saying I was shaving. In an earlier post you said that I was a scientologist so I thought I would clear up the entire matter so you could understand. That way when you decide to call me more names or make more comments about the picture you keep dwelling on; you would be informed and make no more errors regarding something you clearly know nothing about. Notice, I didn't call you names like a punk kid? I just stated the facts. Another thing that I find ironic is in your earlier post (#5) you stated: I don’t mean to pick a fight here but then you contradict yourself in the last post (#16). So...what are you trying to accomplish? You don't make any sense. You should no by now that I feed off of people starting fights with me. It fills my day with joy because it makes me laugh. You received more negative feedback from other readers about your comment then I did on mine...Thanks for Playing!

Now, now kids. We're here to make fun of celebrities & not ourselves.

why is there so much hate?!?

No hate here, I truly was paying Marky D a compliment. He got me good with that one!

Did I mention that Aaron Carter is a HOMO? I just wanted to make sure that everyone clear on that issue.