Posing Paris: A Superficial Night Out
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Are Male Paris' eyes finally opening up or is his head still far up Female Paris' ass? If the break up rumors are indeed true, let's hope it all ends in some crazy domestic abuse type of scandal. Hey, if Nick Carter can beat up Paris, why can't Male Paris?
Below, there are a few more lame photos from the same night out.























I hate her nose, it is to freaky looking.
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Is it me or does she just have odd shaped very square shaped head?! It looks to squared, she has very pointy hawk like features.
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On every Paris Hilton post Tyler makes a comment about her nose. We know already!!! Thanks for trying to enlighten us but we knew her nose looked like a hook and that she had a lazy eye long before you told us.
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Hey Tammy! On every Paris post, I have to say how much I hate this waste of space. Wow. Her nose really IS a hook! Notice, surprisingly, that in pic #1, male Paris actually has his mouth closed, not all agape, looking like a baboon, like he usually does. He
looks like he is finally starting to tire of this spoiled whore's antics.
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I'm sorry, I just can't stand her nose, it is ugly. Anybody else with a nose like hers and that lazy eye would get laughed @, and never be on TV or in the public view like she is with that homely face. Plenty of other more deserving, extremely better looking women out there than ph, but the powers that be give it all to this ugly chick. Can not figure it out, thats all.
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What are you talking about? I would be thrilled if my daughter brought home someone that had starred in his own personal porn movie that is on the net and marketed all around the world in newstands and video stores. Isn't that every parents dream?
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Tyler--unfortunately, the reason anyone even pays any attention to Paris the Whore is because the world is so shallow, they are turned on by her millions (which, by the way, she never worked a day for any of it). She is ugly, both inside and out. And Tammy, of course I understand wanting to make fun of this bitch. Who can help it? Especially when you are bored at work! hehe!
Yeah, I do not know why anyone would want her marrying into heir family. A disgusting porn star!
Now, I will wait for all the little teen weirdos to cuss at me and say I am just jealous! (how one could be jealous of this whore, I have no idea....) Actually though, I think people are wising up and also starting to see through the skank! Maybe there is hope in the world after all.....
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Paris Latsis shaving a chunk out of his right eyebrow is HOT! That picture is HOT! That orange cone in between them is HOT too!
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Oh wow! That white star on his jacket sleeve is, like, so HOT! and his untied shoe, SOOOO HOT!
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Cynthia saying that stuff is hot, is HOT!
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Oh Tammy! UR so HOT!
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That's HOT that you said that I'm HOT! It's HOT when I tell you that you are HOT too! Now a double HOT is HOT!
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nose=ew
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someone needs to beat female paris hard. someone fun like naomi campbell or cameron diaz.
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From what I have heard, they broke up because of Paris Latsis' mom. Paris Latsis' mom didn't approve of Paris Hilton's past, who can blame her. I wouldn't want some girl who made a porn movie coming into my family. Just something I think about her, she thinks she made the phrase "that's hot" and wants to trademark it (or has she? I don't know), she needs to smarten up, people have used that phrase long before her, they just weren't famous as her.
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I can't make up my mind about this guy. sometimes he looks like an ape and others he looks almost do-able.
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Male Paris is fucking gorgeous!
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Cyn,
I heard that she dumped him because of a couple of reasons:
1-Because he didn't invite his parents to a giant yacht engagment party she threw
2-Because when she met his parents they humiliated her by asking her alot questions that she was too stupid to answer. (I found that hilarious)
I think she broke up with him because she is a whore and wanted to try out some different penis' as she was tired of his.
I agree that Paris Hilton and anything to do with her is a waste of space but I am bored at work and need to make fun of her for my amusement.
You are also correct that Paris Latsis looks like a baboon and always has his mouth open doing a "DUH" look.
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Oh one more thing, does anyone know when this picture was taken? I though PL got wise and left her ugly ass, his family is not supposed to be very happy he is with her, can u blame them. They see right thru her.
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