Pregnant Angelina Jolie On The Move In London!

Angie's Tat Across Her Bump: "Quod me nutrit me destruit"
("What Nourishes Me Also Destroys Me")

Lovely.

that should fucking show jennifer aniston and her ohhh so whiny he-cheated-i-was-the-perfect-wife-whose-only-dream-in-life-is-to-have-his-baby public sympathy crap. I never believed that skinny slut! She was married to Brad fucking Pitt for crying out loud!!! ---- and that he was gullible enough to believe that she wanted to have his baby. I bet you she fucking sneaked out using depo when they were still married. She doesnteven look good. She fucking looks like a transvestite. She and that retarded vaughn deserve each other...shallow cunts!!!! NOw...angie is a different matter... the girl is HOoOt. maternal too, at that. I bet Pitt is thanking buddha every fucking morning for that genius prick who thought angie is the perfect second choice when nicole kidman said no in playing mrs. smith....

oh for fucks sake. angelina is a HOMEWRECKER. and brad is a bitch. my respect for both has gone down twofold since he decided to dump aniston in such a shameful and disrespectful way and then hit up angelina. im not a particular fan of wither woman, but damn. he could have been courteous abt it.

i think her stomach tattoos are going to go all distorted afetr she has the baby and need redoing.......
i think shes glowing while preganat and i am sick of the mainston camp dogging on her....
you can not break up a happy marriage.......its impossible...........

Angelina Jolie is a crazy whore. I hope she destroys first Brad Pitt's life and then her own. Murder suicide! That would be the way to go.

Too bad about the poor kids though. That is one bitch that should never be a mother.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh................... you're all wrong.................. though Angelina was once a big-time man eater, she seems VERY happy with her pregnancy and the adopted children. Brad also seems very content to just be there helping with the children, it looks like he and Maddox have developed a special relationship. And Jennifer Aniston........... she has ducked out quietly enough, and she seems like she has moved on rather well. Vince Vaughn is hilarious.........

Just remember, it's Hollywood......... 98% of the crap you read in tabloids and magazines is ONLY for the purpose of profits.............

the quote on her belly 'What Nourishes Me Also Destroys Me' is an eating disorder motto. girls with anorexia say stuff like and psychos tattoo it on their stomachs.

AnnClaire is right about not flying after the middle of the 2nd trimester. It is also recommended that long car rides or any type of boat rides be avoided, the car rides for circulation reasons, and the boat rides because you will get sick as hell (I know, I had the unfortunate experience of riding a boat when I was 7 months prego, and I was sick for 2 days!). All in all, your body will tell you when enough is enough, and there is sooooooo not anything wrong with taking an early maternity leave, although I would say do NOT eat junk food in your last trimester. I worked 2 jobs until I was 5 months pregnant, and then I cute back to one job that I took a leave from one week before I had my daughter. If Angelina can handle all she does AND being pregnant, more power to her, but that's not the case for all women.

Hey, I would take an ugly ass dude with a personality over a "pretty boy" who is in love with his own reflection any day. Any guy who spends more time on his hair and clothes than I do is not the type of guy I want to waste my time with.

Do people still have their panties in a bunch over Jennifer Aniston?

I admire Angelina Jolie very much for her humanitarian efforts, and I am glad that she is happy and going to have a baby.
OT: When I was 9 months pregnant, I took my accounting final and had my baby girl the next day. I did lots of stuff when I was pregnant.

she's creapy looking. better than jen though.

You people talk like you actually know these people. They don't care about you or your life nor do they debate and actually argue about it...passionately (as you all do). This non-stop competition aniston vs jolie fans is so freaking stupid. Who cares about any of them. Who cares who is happy and who cares who is sad. You probably are way off on any of it anyway. Plus about 98% of all celebrities are screwed up coke heads.

Now all the little celebrity number 1 fans are going to get all mad and wine and cry b/c I probably hurt their feelings. Sorry but it's true. They don't care about you. They are all screwed up. And nothing they do in life should affect you in any way. So, once again, It DOESN'T matter.

OhMyGod, you mean Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt don't read any of this?!

Waaaaaa Waaaaa I can't believe i didn't have a baby by Brad Pitt, those were the words Jen said as pictures of Brad and Angelina flashed all over the television.

Angie said I'm so happy that Brad Pitt was with this STUPID woman so I could steal him right under her coked up nose and I don't even have to have sex with him because she is just that lame.

Peeps, really. Did anyone consider La Aniston didn't get preggers BECAUSE she wasn't sure about the relationship? Doesn't anyone remember the fact that both of them refered to their union in temp terms? They never vowed "till death..." just till they were bored. IMHO: DO NOT marry someone if you suspect they're "settling." Taint worth the aggro.

You can be happy for people you don't know. Jeez. I was happy when I voted for Kerry, and quite unhappy when he lost. lol

"IMHO: DO NOT marry someone if you suspect they’re “settling.� Taint worth the aggro."

How do you tell if they're "settling?" I mean, it really can't be something too easy to catch.

I've gotta agree with AirChick... she may have deliberately NOT gotten pregnant because there was trouble in their relationship. That doesn't make her cold or any of the other negative things some folks have said. It makes her a responsible person who chose not to bring a child into a relationship on the rocks. Do I know any of this? Nope. My gut feeling? He's a weasel and Angelina will chew him up and spit him out after she has what will no doubt be a photogenic little tyke. He's a deep-pocketed sperm donor and she's doing what every aging ingenue or model tries to do... get knocked up by a rich man so you don't have to worry about finding work when your looks start to fade.

If Aniston wanted to have kids and couldn't, he's a weasel to leave. If she wanted to wait longer to have them because she wanted to continue her career for a while, he's a weasel not to give her all the time she needed. Men don't have to make the same sacrifices women do when it comes to having a family. Even if you forget the physical demands of pregnancy... how many men get knocked out of the job market or see their salary suffer because of a new baby? If a woman stays home with her new baby, she pays the price career-wise. If she doesn't stay home, people question what kind of a mother she is. Can't win for losing.

Rant much, DerCow? Yes. Yes, I do.

lol DerCow, true true..........

"He’s a deep-pocketed sperm donor and she’s doing what every aging ingenue or model tries to do… get knocked up by a rich man so you don’t have to worry about finding work when your looks start to fade."

-DerCow
The thing about hollywood is that, if you can adapt and actually have talent you can still get juicy roles as you age. Angelina has won two Golden Globes and one Oscar. Whatever you may think of her she's a good actress. Brad on the other hand is a heartthrob and hasn't won squat.
Aniston was lucky to get Friends and gambled with her popularity on all of these movies she shot. We'll see where that gets her.

DerCow; "If Aniston wanted to have kids and couldn’t, he’s a weasel to leave. If she wanted to wait longer to have them because she wanted to continue her career for a while, he’s a weasel not to give her all the time she needed. Men don’t have to make the same sacrifices women do when it comes to having a family. "
BRAD IS TURNING 42 YEARS OLD THIS YEAR!!!! SHOULD HE HAVE WAITED?????
COME ON!!! EVERYBODY KNOWS THE TRUTH. CHINNIFER ANISTON NEVER WANTED KIDS. SHE HAD PROMISED BRAD A CHILD AFTER SHE FINISHED FRIENDS.
AND WHAT DID SHE DO AFTER FRIENDS COMPLETED???? SHE SIGNED UP TO DO FIVE MOVIES. NOW I CAN'T STAND IT WHEN A CELEBRITY WHINES AND WHINES AND WHINES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AND TRIES A LAME ATTEMPT AT GETTING SYMPATHY WHEN IT WAS ALL HER FAULT AND THE MISTAKES SHE MADE....NOW BRAD IS VERY HAPPY WITH ANGELINA AND I'M GLAD THAT HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED ALL ALONG....
A FAMILY!!!!

None of us know the real answers. If you are merely speculating (like the rest of us)- don't write ridiculous statements like "EVERYONE KNOWS THE TRUTH", because we sure as hell don't. The only things we do know is that Jennifer and Brad are no more and Angelina and Brad are making a person together. Speculation should be fun and snarky, but some people are really getting out of hand about this topic. Every board you go to is full of psychos acting like they are in bed with Brangelina or on the phone with Jennifer Aniston. Stop blowing a gasket, jeez!

No kidding. Entertainment on this site on this site is not about celebrities...it's about the people who post comments about them. I bet you guys can tell me how Brad takes his coffee too. Oh and b/c it REALLY does matter... Brad left Jennifer because she used the wrong brand of toothpaste and he got sick and tired of that crest aftertaste. Those are the real irreconcilable differences. Angelina was his kindred colgate spirit. See how stupid this sounds? Get it?

Jealous Aniston CULTers STILL can't give up? Game over already. Go ahead and marinate in your own hate until you start fermenting. In the meantime Jolie-Pitt will be rubbing shoulders with world leaders, having a romantic get-away in Switzerland; I'm sure many Aniston culters don't know---it's very endearing to share time alone with your husband while awaiting for your baby. I'm sure they are having a wonderful time. Even your Aniston herself is having a grand time with her ski-rocketing career. Isn't she a 'presenter' for the first time at Oscars? Wow, she is making Oscars by herself without a movie star husband! I'm impressed!!

"BRAD IS TURNING 42 YEARS OLD THIS YEAR!!!! SHOULD HE HAVE WAITED?????"

Okay, cupcake, drop the espresso and kick it over here...slowly...slowly... now count to ten and take a deeeeep breath.

Now I see you've soiled yourself, so I'll wait while you change into a fresh pair of underoos. Go on. *tapping toes* Back? That was quick. So...uh...nooo time for a shower, eh? Well...um...okay. Just stand over there by that window, mmkay?

The fact that Pitt is 42 doesn't mean diddly to me. Women are the ones with the real biological clock ticking away. A 90-year-old man with a few good swimmers can still father a child.

So it didn't work out between him and Aniston. I don't lay awake at night plotting the demise of Brad Pitt. I don't spend my afternoons getting heart-encircled pictures of Jennifer Aniston tattooed onto my ever-growing ass. But, to be honest, I do frequently burn Angelina Jolie in effigy. (We all need a hobby and it gets me outside and when she's burned down to just glowing embers, we roast marshmallows and sing folk songs. And by "we" I mean "me and my weiner dog"... good times. Good times.)

And, elle71, if you're out there...I want you to promise me three things:

1 - That you'll always be as passionate as you are today (but maybe not as crazy)

2 - That you'll drink plenty of water, eat plent of fiber, avoid transfats and call to see about home delivery of your diabetes medications so you can spend more time riding horses with Wilfred Brimley.

3 - That when you get the URGE TO TYPE ALL IN CAPS IN THE FUTURE, THAT YOU TAKE A SCREWDRIVER AND PRY THE GODDAMN CAPS LOCK BUTTON OFF YOUR KEYBOARD AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE FREAKIN' TOILET.

DerCow,
I WILL USE CAPLOCKS AS I PLEASE.... LAST TIME I CHECKED, IT WASN'T AGAINST THE LAW.
JUST VOICING MY OPINION AS YOU SEEM TO BE DUPED BY ANNISTON'S
"FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF" PITY PARTY.
NOT ONCE DID I USE ANY OBSCENE LANGUAGE SO I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME SINCE YOU ARE THE ONE WITH A LIMITED VOCABULARY USING FOUL LANGUAGE. AND MY OH-MY SO ON THE DEFENSIVE!!! YOU ARE PROBABLY ANNISTON'S PUBLICIST AND
DEFENDING HER CRY-BABY WAYS....WAY TO GO DerCow!!!! HOPE SHE PAYS YOU WELL.

ohmygod... are you a publicist?! you sound like one. boohooo... we like talking about celebrities like we know them. NOW What?! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT?!

If A Jolie is such a fine humanitarian, couldn't she have covered up her stomach at the London airport and quit cramming it down J Aniston's throat that she is having his baby? Aniston has more class than that bisexual Jolie anyday. Besides, you can't tame someone as wild as Jolie forever and I will be thrilled when she cheats on Pitt who I hear is boring.

OH please....
angelina won't be the 1st or last woman to travel throughout her pregnancy and it doesn't make her a bab mother. If she did nothing like Brittany Spears did people would be complaining bout that. The woman can't win withsome people. As far as respect goes. I respect her and Brad. I even respected that twit Aniston UNTIL she gave that rotten a$$ interview for Vanity Fair. Brad never said a bad thing about her or their marraige in his interview with GQ but this broad complained about, whined over, insulted and place the blame indirectly on Brad. As if she had no part in the breakup of her marraige. I don't believe Angelina is a homewrecker! Can't wreck a home if there isn't one standing.

Jen got what she wanted a struggling career and no babies (although now with the news of baby Pitt that seems to have changed). Brad is about to get all the babies he can support all in one swoop. So everybody should be happy as h*ll!!!!

Ah ha! I see more crazed Aniston CULTers, Jolie haters who are in fact, CLOSET jolie lovers here! Otherwise why are you here STALKING Jolie-Pitts? VERY VERY FUNNY!

Hey cool down, your Aniston is a 'presenter' at Oscars, getting there by herself, not just as a 'date' of a true movie star! Oscar committee even threw her this Pity Bone knowing Aniston will never get there 'legitimately' by nominated for anything. This is her last year of fame after milking the divorce to the last drop. Hail the Champion of Plain Janes Everywhere!!

really? you think we are stalking? ha ha ha! you cant blame us if we think that your brangelina is a funny pair. they tickle us to the bones. funny in the sense that two huge heads came together and waiting for the time when theyll ever crack those heads up against each other. what a mess that would be,what a show that will be. well lets just say that everything that has been happening with brad and angies life has always been expected. its like reading theyre minds as to what theyll do next. they are so predictable. i cant believe you still think they are sincere people. hey were just here for the amusement.

Did any one of you watch Nightline interview with Angelina? The Jolie bashers here seem to be short on brains and long on time to build a grudge against two people who are doing what they feel they need to do in order to live THEIR lives as they see fit.

OK THAT NIGGER BABY IS SO UGLY AND THAT CUNT OF ANGELINA IS SO UGLY AND I'M SACRED FOR THE ROYAL FAMILY OF GREAT BRITIAN. IS ANGELINA GOING TO STEAL PRINCES WILLIAM AND HARRY MOVING TO LONDON. THOSE CLOTHES AREN'T AS EXPENSIVE AS YOU THHINK. WHOEVER WROTE THOSE PRICES IS WRONG, UNLESS YOUR 100% SURE. TRUST ME, SHE ISN'T WORTH THAT MUCH. JENNIFER ANISTON HAS MORE MONEY. I KNOW I COMPARE THE TWO A LOT

Angelina is just full-of-shit!!!She is disgustg.She has already got the man and still wants to fuckg action like a fuckg soap opera fuckg drama.What the fuck is so great abt that
stupid bitch anyway that people find sooo great?She is an actress she makes tons of our money publicity makes money for her what the fuck does she know abt me or you?you think she even gives a shit anyway?

I think they make a great couple. I wish them the best. I do think Angelina is crazy as s----. with a very generous heart. She at least is giving off good vibes.

Dear Smoe-Joe:

Your smokin' crack with the Royals. Angelina rakes in almost over half of what Jen's asking price is per movie.

Do the math.

And if you fuckers are going to bitch in the bastardly forum, at least make your spelling REALLY bad - and let us know that your actually stupid and not just typing with your forehead.

I guess that would entail stupidity at it's grandest. Go figure.

All of you are stupid, and to Acid Burn Libby- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A TYPO? It happens alot. Fuck you bitch. You are the stupid one. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Oh, geez. I think I'll go cry now. You really hurt me...bad.....I dunno......if........I........can..........get....over.......myself.................lemme think about it....

(thinking)

(still thinking)

(thinking, comtemplating, thinking)

Nope. Can't do it. Hey, and FUCK ME? REALLLLLLY? Promise you'll say "BITCH" the whole way through....promises, promises, NOTHING but promises......

You suck at insulting. Baaaaddd. Razzie Award material.

Seriously. You really aren't a very good Bastard, now are you? Just go....go crawl inside the dryer and tumble dry. PLEASE.

Better pucker up and smile.....you won't win this one, child.

Non-hater. You must be with the new Indiana KKK group.

Nevermind.....way too far above your head to understand..........just shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now.

Hee-haw.

Oh, Non-Haterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......come out to play-ayyyyyyyyyyyyy..........

I don't have time for your petty games.....Bitch. You act like a 15 year old. And by the way, have you ever been evaluated? You sound KINDA psycho.

just off the subject...katie, you voted for kerry who ordered his men machine gunned innocent animals when they came across what was a very apparent ABANDONED camp?
he's got some scary mental psychotic twisted shit in his leetle brain...

Non-hater:

Number one, you're an idiot - you forget where you are. I might be psycho...but that's probably why I'm typing on this forum...plain psycho, nonsense fun.

So, uh, what's your fuckin' excuse, twat? And a 15 year old? That, my dear shit-wad is a compliment to me.....and as far as the Indiana KKK comment? You wouldn' know sarcasm if it hit you upside your pea sized head. If you've ever educated yourself on any goings on in todays continental United States....you would know that one of the big stories of 2004, was that the Indiana KKK group - was making it a point to be kinder and gentler....by serving food in soup kitchens. Soooooooo.....(enter in sarcastic smirk here) since you're such a self-titled NON-HATER, you sure are a defensive hater.

Oh, and by the way brilliant....no one here can tell if you're black anyway. It's a forum, dipshit. As you can see, the background is white and the font is black. Ebony and ivory...it all goes together. So whatever.

You really suck at being smart. Seriously. I can go on all day insulting you right back in my psycho type mannerisms.

But you probably don't have time for those petty games.

Go!

Hunny, Frankly, I dont give a flying fuck. I have other things to think about other than this websight, i am going to be a mother. The only reason I came here is because the things people were saying about prego angelina were upsetting me and I got carried away in the nostalgia of this wack ass web sight. And no- I did not understand your stupid ass KKK joke, and I am sure that not many other people do. You see I live in Manhattan, no where near where ever the fuck you were talking about. Before I let my prego ass emotions get ahold of me, I'm out. Your words mean nothing to me. I had every right to say EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT Angelina just like you have the right to talk nonsense shit about me.
Peace!

Niiiiiiiiiiiice. But I do believe you took the first stab - and with that being said - the first exit.

Good. Oh, and being pregnant really doesn't have anything to do with being a bitch to the core. I speak from experience sweetums.

No sympathy here.

What ever you say......I'm over it at this point.
And believe me, my emotions are flying high. Many many mood swings. I even drive my husband crazy.
Different people have different symptoms during pregnancy. Or atleast that is what I am lead to believe.

Which topic should I pick at next.....any suggestions? =oP

really?

very creative...

that should fucking show jennifer aniston and her ohhh so whiny he-cheated-i-was-the-perfect-wife-whose-only-dream-in-life-is-to-have-his-baby public sympathy crap. I never believed that skinny slut! She was married to Brad fucking Pitt for crying out loud!!! ---- and that he was gullible enough to believe that she wanted to have his baby. I bet you she fucking sneaked out using depo when they were still married. She doesnteven look good. She fucking looks like a transvestite. She and that retarded vaughn deserve each other...shallow cunts!!!! NOw...angie is a different matter... the girl is HOoOt. maternal too, at that. I bet Pitt is thanking buddha every fucking morning for that genius prick who thought angie is the perfect second choice when nicole kidman said no in playing mrs. smith....

I don't think angies a homewrecker but my respect for both of them (although for angie it was never high) went down the toilet. They should have waited a little longer but hey... take it easy prada,... someone who gets THAT emotionally involved in slandering other people needs some help. I love Aniston but Im not gonna slam Angelina.

Oh and I don't like the caption. Making women feel guilty for taking maternity leave i feel is around a lot. I know when I get pregnant I'll want to take leave and I know i'll feel so guilty about it and I shouldn't have to. Besides, Angie'll have to slow down soon as you can't fly or shouldn't fly past the middle of your second trimester.

Actually, the tat looks like the tattoo "artist" was practicing so he was using "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit" as dummy text.

Moe writes "Oh no, my friends! Jennifer Aniston should take note for when she becomes pregnant…"

Why do you guys think Brad left her sorry ass?!?!? The egotistical, conceited, self-centered daughter of equally egocentric soap opera star John Aniston, wouldn't DARE "ruin her body" with the disgusting thought of carrying Brad's child.

So he hooked up with someone that would.

Sorry bout your luck, Jen. "You snooze, you lose, bi-atch"
Dial 1--800-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Did any one of you watch Nightline interview with Angelina? The Jolie bashers here seem to be short on brains and long on time to build a grudge against two people who are doing what they feel they need to do in order to live THEIR lives as they see fit.

KKK? I'm black, why would I be in the KKK? LoL. PSYCHO!.....BITCH!

who gives a shit!

oh and p.s.:

Good luck with THAT shit, Vince Vaughn!!!!!
Won't be crashin' no weddings with THAT..........

Oh lord. Emotional much. None of these people know or care who you are red prada heels. Comment, praise, poke fun at whatever, but don't get all hyped. Brangelina isn't inviting you to the wedding or birth and Jennifer Aniston is still doing million$$ better than all of us, even if she has to bang ugly ass Vince Vaughn.