Sasha Cohen - Still Bendy & Still Falling
Saturday, March 25th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson

Maybe she's been going to too many damn Oscar parties or something but she damn looks like she's either struggling in pain or needs to take a shit in the majority of these pics from the qualifying round of the World Championships this week.






















those are some of the funniest godamn pictures i've ever seen
no snarky comments necesary
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oh my god. i think laughed @ every one of those.
the headless one is a little disturbing though.
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i like totally agree tha pic is on page seven in case anyone is wondering
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i love the headless one!
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People with cerebral palsy should be offended by Sasha mocking them in Snap #3.
NOT FRIENDLY, SASHA...you shameful little Hebrew girl...SHAME ON YOU!
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Gilmore Yeats, I agree. She should give up this unprofitable "figure skating" shit and do what we jews are best at, controlling the world's money supply/media. It's bothering that Sasha is judged by gentiles; a people as dumb as cattle and just as interesting.
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pic #5 looks like shes taking a shit.
hmm, aren't there other skaters that are bendy and actually attractive?
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gilmore yeastinfected is a racist asshole. as for the guttersnipe remark, thank you.
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Pic #6. That's so incredible. Amazing. Who cares if she does not look sexy when she's performing. I'd like to see you doing this, if you could. But you won't ever be able to do something like this. So please, respect talent. That's it.
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Lilah should i respect child molesters for doing something i could never do?
or how bout those guys that solve the rubix cube in 2 seconds?
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eh, when shes on, shes on, when shes not, shes not.........
i still like her.
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I had to look at Snap #6 to see what was all the fuss...
All I could think was, "She'd be darn handy if I needed to measure a room for carpeting and I forgot to bring a tape measure." She could just straddle the entire parameter of the room. ("It's about 6 Sasha Splits by 4-and-a-half Sasha Splits.)
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steve the devil is back, and i thought you finally went back to hell.*sigh*
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She's amazing and she doesn't fall 75% of the time. She is inconsistant yes... but she's one of the best in the world.
Also, I'd like to see what kind of faces you make while spinning around 3 times in the air... or doing a sit spin... its so freaking difficult.. I bet you all look much uglier during sex. :-P
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Comment7 looks like a boy in a tutu. We need some skaters with curves.
Some nice crotch shots though, wonder if she's sportin' a bald eagle??
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Gilmore don't have kids. If you do have kids I feel bad for them having a father/mother that hates so many people they don't even know.
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Snakegoddess, I read Harlize is supposedly 5' 9"1/2 . Maybe it's a typo or something. Thoroughozonishly Theorizing hear.
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Indeedy, she does have a looming long thing going on.
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Caliban i'd feel bad for a kid who has a father/mother that likes so many people they don't know.
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Ooooh sasha...even though she tends to crack down on her free skates i still feel she has it in her, she just havent found a way to cope with that kinda pressure yet! ...but enough about the free skate...SHE fuckin kicked ass on the short program. Just the fact that she skates at the olympics,the worlds and all those tournys..and won all these medals...means shes got amazing talent, and shouldnt be judge on the talent she lacked.
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Pic number 3 is a killer! Makes me laugh out loud.
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Shame on all of you. Sasha is still a human being with feelings. I watched her practice for 7 hours today and she didn't fall once. You know who did?? Me... Not only is she better than all of you, she is alot nicer, and can have a real conversation.
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She's a badass.
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SHE IS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
PERFECT FOR FUCKING
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Most of you people are disgusting. Honestly. This is for what some of you count as humor...? Perhaps when I'm older, poorer, and with obvious little education, I'll understand how "funny" this kind of humor can be.
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Quanto gli sborrerei addosso...
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Maybe this jew needs to find another line of work.
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Furthermore...
Dr. Ruth Westheimer impersonators should be outraged by Sasha stealing their thunder in Snap #5.
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the problem with her is that she is not good at her craft. She bendy and artistic but ice skater who fall 75% of the time when they are jumping are not real ice skaters in my book
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gives a whole new meaning to 'go take a flying leap'
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'Pic number 3'.... I meant page three.
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stalker alert. stalker alert.
haha.
I'm KIDDING!!!
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I wanna get me some jew hole.
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I would like her to fall on my cack....repeatedly.
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It's amazing that the only pic she looks completely comfortable in, is the one on pg 7 when her legs are wide open.
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