Sasha Cohen's Seductive Short Program
Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Okay, these aren't like the qualifying round pictures...but Sasha always seems to kick ass on the short program...it's the free skate that we get the problems...more to come.
Look at that sexy seductive facial expression of hers! That must have helped her get that early lead!!!






















Dawn of the Dead extra.
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I love the reinforced crotch of her pantihose in photo number two. Nothing screams artistry like a good view of your pantihose's breathable panty. Let's the judges know you don't have a sweaty snatch.
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hahhaahahahha
the second picture really looks like she's 8 & on the ice for the first time.
dude, I could look @ pics of Sasha fumbling around on the ice all day---pure comedy, baby!
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In the first picture her so called "seductive" facial expression actually makes her look like she has down syndrome. No offense to the people with down syndrome.
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Remember that scene from Garden State where Natalie Portman and Zach Braff are in her room and she kinda dances funky around and makes that weird sound....yeah, that's what Sasha looks like.
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ahhh zombie!
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Hahahhahahaha LOL moment indeed. The first picture had me rolling on the floor..
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She reminds me of a Snork...
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Oooo man Sasha Cohen is the master at this!! her short program is amaaaaaaazing..and she makes it so fun to watch. I just wish she could do the same in her long! But I still love her anyways
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Naomi,
She's ugly as fu*k.. look at the photo.. Hate her.
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She's not ugly, really. She just got individuality.
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sasha baron cohen KILLS this bitch
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hahaha. these pictures are too funny! i love sasha and everything and i think shes hot...but damn she ugly in these pictures. haha.
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I love how most of these skaters are so very tiny on top. I know that it is partially because they have such a low percentage of body fat, but it's always nice to see a pretty girl with a "lolita-sized" chest. There is too much emphasis on aggressive boobs!
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