Sasha Cohen's Seductive Short Program



Okay, these aren't like the qualifying round pictures...but Sasha always seems to kick ass on the short program...it's the free skate that we get the problems...more to come.

Look at that sexy seductive facial expression of hers! That must have helped her get that early lead!!!

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Dawn of the Dead extra.

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 9:42am
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I love the reinforced crotch of her pantihose in photo number two. Nothing screams artistry like a good view of your pantihose's breathable panty. Let's the judges know you don't have a sweaty snatch.

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 9:55am
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hahhaahahahha

the second picture really looks like she's 8 & on the ice for the first time.

dude, I could look @ pics of Sasha fumbling around on the ice all day---pure comedy, baby!

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 11:07am
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In the first picture her so called "seductive" facial expression actually makes her look like she has down syndrome. No offense to the people with down syndrome.

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 2:40pm
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Remember that scene from Garden State where Natalie Portman and Zach Braff are in her room and she kinda dances funky around and makes that weird sound....yeah, that's what Sasha looks like.

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 2:51pm
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ahhh zombie!

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 4:40pm
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Hahahhahahaha LOL moment indeed. The first picture had me rolling on the floor..

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 5:21pm
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She reminds me of a Snork...

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 7:59pm
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Oooo man Sasha Cohen is the master at this!! her short program is amaaaaaaazing..and she makes it so fun to watch. I just wish she could do the same in her long! But I still love her anyways

Saturday, April 1st, 2006 @ 12:38pm
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Naomi,
She's ugly as fu*k.. look at the photo.. Hate her.

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 @ 3:18am
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She's not ugly, really. She just got individuality.

Sunday, April 9th, 2006 @ 4:24pm
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Saturday, September 23rd, 2006 @ 1:48pm
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sasha baron cohen KILLS this bitch

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006 @ 3:05pm
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hahaha. these pictures are too funny! i love sasha and everything and i think shes hot...but damn she ugly in these pictures. haha.

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 9:43am
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I love how most of these skaters are so very tiny on top. I know that it is partially because they have such a low percentage of body fat, but it's always nice to see a pretty girl with a "lolita-sized" chest. There is too much emphasis on aggressive boobs!

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 11:08am
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