Sean Lennon: Wake Up & Smell The Boobies!!
Thursday, December 29th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photos courtesy of two British prostitutes (Michelle Marsh & Lucy Pinder) & their friends. Someone let them on their yacht. I would, too!!
In last evening's Bastardly News, the one & only Supreme Commander reported on how the late John Lennon's son is having difficulty finding ladies. I will recap his expert commentary before I proceed.
Speaking of baby killing, the dude that smoked John Lennon should have taken out his kid, Sean Lennon instead. Yes, it sounds bad, but it would have spared homeboy the humiliation you are about to witness. Sean Lennon is running personal ads in the NY Post looking for a girlfriend…he says he's “lonely�. Dude, your fucking dad was John motherfucking Lennon - if you can't work that and get yerself some run-off pussy, just give up and kill yourself now. [Bastardly Evening News, Dec. 28, 2005]
I'm going to assume that Sean's not finding the girl of his dreams---you know, that special girl who loves him for who he is & not for the money he can throw at their naked bods. Dude, it's no fucking use. It's a hopeless cause. Your dad defines your existence and he will define it until you die (unless you discover the cure to herpes or AIDS or can manage to impregnate Angelina Jolie while she's sound asleep or of course, kill Bruce Willis while he's high on coke & sexing up one of his 18 year old bitches). So yeah, unless you can pull one of those off, you will always be John Lennon's son.
On that note, let's focus on your strength---you know, the money, the power & the undeniable network---to sleep with more women than Michael Jordan (Santa Barbara Basketball Camp in UCSB (UC Santa Barbara) = UCSB = Whore house) & Wilt Chamberlain---combined! After all, you are human male & obviously, by placing the ad for a girlfriend, you're not gay.
Within the comments to that Bastardly News Report, I suggested buying a yacht. Now, here are some photos of some bitches getting crazy on a yacht that's owned, most probably, by some rich dude who was also feeling lonely at one point or another...
Please Note: The photos below are definitely not safe for work. There's plenty of boobie action.
classy.... ...
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Ya, tell me about it...
(some) girls will do anything for the golden penis.
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OMFG! Where were these pics taken and who actually owns that boat. I'm going to rent a party barge and slide up along side of that. Really, does anybody know the story "behind" (sorry for the pun) these pictures?
The free flow of cash money does marvelous things doesn't it.
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I went to school at UCSB. Jordan would definitely hook up with a lot of the local women. There was an urban legend in Santa Barabara about a kid in Montecito who was half black and (community in SB where Oprah lives) and received sizable checks from his mystery dad every month. It was rumored that Michael Jordan was the father.
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I figured that this was the boat that the Minnesota Vikings were on last month.
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i'd enjoy being on that boat. topless sunbathing is a very good thing, naked is better, but topless works. and who wouldn't want to be on a boat with a bunch of bronzed and beautiful naked chicks?!
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i'd enjoy being on that boat. topless sunbathing is a very good thing, naked is better, but topless works. and who wouldn't want to be on a boat with a bunch of bronzed and beautiful topless chicks?!
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I had no idea that UCSB was such a slut depository. Does anyone know a chinese broad named Jill Yee who went there 1999-2001? Her brother is a gymnast at Berkeley. I've never heard a single man in the LA Basin complain about the skillz of Miss Yee; anyone have primary souce data?
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Looks like someone enjoys healthy mammaries. Now thats my idea of a good time.
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doude, wtf? their no chink, dink, gook or spook, wetback or brownys on boat!
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All of these gals when came to know I am also on this boat then these gals wanted me to suck their nice boobs as they all know I'm very nice boobs sucker, so in these photos you can see their naked boob they were inviting me to come earlier I came their naked too and gave pleasure to each of babe.
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HA HA knob heads.....
Cant friends have holidays together without being called alsorts, none of these ladies are whores either, just glamour models
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sorry, didn't mean to do it twice. the computer shut down the first time.
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wtf, where r the pics? fuck you photofucket.
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