Serena Williams Helps Launch HP Notebooks in India
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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From all the beautiful Indian actresses available, they chose to fly Serena's ass first-class across the world to help pimp their latest laptop?! I think it's time for HP's F'd-up marketing team to reassess their strategic goals.
Serena Williams: From Tennis star to ramp scorcher
Serena Williams has taken tennis fashion to the next level. She walked the ramp in New Delhi as part of a promotional affair, wearing a flashy red dress designed by Shantanu and Nikhil almost as impressive as her explosive game.
“I am so picky with how my models work. But I got so nervous and I felt so bad that I put these girls to so much and I can’t even manage to walk the ramp right. Next time I will be a little easy on my models,” says Serena Williams. [IBN-Live]
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OJ, take that wig off. Scary, man. Very, very scary.
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sexy legs
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ive always had a niggling suspicion that the williams 'sisters' were actually men. it would make sense if you really think about it.i mean,and why would any self respecting female want to look so manly and butch?*shudders*
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She's waaaaay too buff for that dress. It looks like it was meant for a much smaller woman. Those shoes are pretty blah, also. And I'm not digging her haircut...AT ALL. It's very unflattering.
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This will predate some of you here, as you were still making dry runs with your hand when this show was on, but she looks like Jamie Fox's "Wanda" character from "In Living Color." She's crossing her legs her so that her enormous balls don't flop out.
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LMAO Perez, she DOES look like Wanda.
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beautiful arms and legs...
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its a man babyyyyy
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Wesley Snipes from Too Wong Foo? I think so.
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I thought James Brown was dead.
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Is she physically going to throw the notebooks into orbit! All hating aside get ya papa!!
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P.S. These girls came from nothing and made it big. I remember them when they were little working out at the USC tennis courts. Black Girls!! From Compton!! now thats Tuff!!
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It's a guy who has taken far too many hormones.
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she is beautiful! you people need help.
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Is there any proof that shes really a woman???i beg you: never post this hag again...im ill know...
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generally not attractive... what more can i say?
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If that dress was any shorter we would see his dick and balls and be even more repulsed.
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Very mannish but still I might take a chance.
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meh, dont really like that shade of red on mr. bonds
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i wanna say she looks good; i really do but i cant
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"HP Notebooks - The Tranny's Notebook of Choice!"
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Trannies are gross
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She is just one hormone away from actually being a man.
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Daddy done beat that with the ugly stick! She does have the Kim K Booty in pic 5!
In Living Color was classic, and she could be Wanda's sister! She(he) was always trying to kiss someone, right? Lips in a kissing face!
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Barry Bonds looks so weird in a red dress.
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Ugh, seems like she tried to look repulsive and it worked.
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So, what's the marketing pitch? "Buy a laptop or Serena will dick-slap you"?
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wow..this is a man, right? I mean, WOW
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it's nice to see danny glover getting some work...
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Holy shit! She reminds me of the Wayan brothers in the movie : White chicks or somethin..
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everyone seriously....
picture...
Taye Diggs...
now add a wig and some make up.
its fucking spot on!!!!
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damn she's got sexy legs
yummy
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oh my god, she really looks like a man wearing a dress and an awful wig. you know you're way too muscular when you can pass for a drag queen...and she can't even use being athletic as her excuse- i sure don't see any other tennis stars with bulging biceps.
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I actually said "Oh shit" out loud when I saw the first photo.
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she's really not that bad looking, but that body.. jesus christ. that is not the body of a woman.
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Whoever that dude is. Tell him to leave the stage. The Williams brothers are horrible looking
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patrick ewing
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she is seriously a man...
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Why is Mike Tyson wearing a wig and a dress????
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Hot mamacita!
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YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN WOMEN. LOSER. SERENA IS FUCKING UGLY. SERENA IS FUCKING FUGLY. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GORILLA.
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INDIAN ACTRESSES ARE ALL FUCKING UGLY AN FUGLY. INDIAN ACTRESSES ARE ALL WHORES,SLUTS,BITCHES&CUNTS.
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