Sexy Gisele Bundchen Shows Her Olympic Spirit



I saw a few paparazzi pics a few months back from this layout was being shot & I was curious as to how it would all turn out. Let's just say that Kelly Slater, Leo Dee Craps & all the other 35-40 dudes that have enjoyed Gisele's sexual services are damn lucky bastards.

Although, I 'm pretty sure sex w/ Ms. Bundchen is probably no better than humping a really expensive & elegant leather couch, but hey, the fact that the couch is expensive & elegant means something too, right? Right.

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PICTURE #4 - NIPPLE SHOWAGE- ME LIKES!!!! I have to go masterbate now!

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 12:04pm
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she's a tall beanpole with fake boobs with an unusual" exotic" features . why is she considered attractive.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 12:54pm
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I love her butt... oh my.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 12:57pm
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lolo,
I don't fully understand her appeal either. She's got nice boobs (I know they're not real, but they're good anyway) but I've always thought her body was a bit too striaght up-and-down. I also don't think her face is anything special; it looks like the face of a hard Hungarian peasant (I know she's from Brazil) in candid pics.
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2005/12/20/the-socialite-sex-trade-ke...

That's why I don't understand why she is VS's favorite model when they have the uber gorgeous Adriana Lima and that one chick that's in the new push-up bra commercials. Anyway, check out them toes on page 3, they're like, 7 inches long. Yowza.

She does look pretty elegant in a lot of her pics and she does have a nice presense, so I guess that's what's most important. I'm not calling her ugly, just saying that I've seen much better. To each his own, I suppose.

Pottymouth,
Amazing eye! Those nips are barely noticeable.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 1:34pm
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i have always found her to be a bit "masculine" for my taste...now i know that seems crazy to say, but she doesn't exude femininity and mystery to me...she always looks like she's pissed off too, that's just not helping. And she has no curves (fake boobies aside..but proving my point that she needed the help)..she has no real hips and in all her VS ads her hips are like a boys'. She's ok, but nothing terribly special. She lucked out with the whole "Brazilian" trend. I think Petra or Adrianna are much more beautiful and ooze that "feminine mystique"

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 2:35pm
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leave aside her looks.. but in the third picture, the top left part of the ladder seems to just "hang". there's no continuance. do I need glasses?
The wave on page 6 is also seemingly bull. It looks so fake its like a kid drew it.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 4:04pm
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eww shes so freakin long

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 4:12pm
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The body is hot the face is not.

The body is HOT!

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 6:53pm
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I like the way she can fit her hands in her ring.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 7:49pm
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old pictures?

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 @ 9:23am
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I believe it's a matter of personal taste. I feel that although Gisele is pretty, Adriana is far more beautiful. Gisele just happens to fall in that skinny model look. Nothing special about her at all. If I had to choose, Adriana is MY top choice. Sorry.

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 @ 3:34pm
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she´s HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and to lolo her boobs are not fake!
she´s the sexiest girl alive!

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 3:25pm
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have you ever seen this specimen interviewed? she's dumb as a rock. maybe she doesn't speak english that well? I've seen her interviewed in brazil and she's a peabrain em portugeis as well. i don't care how much money she has or what shape her body is in. she's just plain dumb. that's a major turnoff

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 11:54am
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how tall is she? why does she look soo long. She always looks like she's taller than lima or ale. But her torso:leg proportion is not ok.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:44pm
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I think the rings and the latter idea was stupid. But there are some great posed pics in this bunch.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 12:58pm
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how tall is she? why does she look soo long. She always looks like she's taller than lima or ale. But her torso:leg proportion is ok.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:45pm
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*cough* ladder

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006 @ 12:59pm
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i really meant OK.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 7:45pm
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