Shakira Should Be A Ass-Shaking Belly Dancer

Her body is like the defenition of womanly female beauty in my mind. I find no fault with it.

you know what? this girl is NOT a twig and she looks AMAZING!! we chicks are MEANT to have curves, not look like 13 year old boys (like the fashion industry wants us to). i dig her!

totally..her music sucks so bad. and most of the time when she's dancing it looks like she's having convulsions.

Haha u-turns.. that's great.

i don't like her music at all but the lirics I have to admit they are smart and probably with another voice could be nice to listen to, but sorry to ask...whats an U turn?

hahahaha, are you serious?

Ah John,
Always the the complimentary one, you are!

But true, the music leaves a little something to be desired.

she's not bad looking she just needs a little tightening up
now that i'm thinking about it though her face is a little maria careyesque
perhaps she is headed in that direction

so i take it all you men out there that are giving her a hard time about her "U-turns", you ALL have 6-pack abs, ripped arms, chiseled faces and a butt that's basically a bowling ball cut in half...right?

I do
so whats up?

just out of curiousity...what's the male version of a butterface called?

OK OK - First to fully understand the U-turn comment, please read postings 3 AND THEN 5. In no way was i saying that she has U-turns, i simply said that, from dingbats comment -
"we chicks are MEANT to have curves, not look like 13 year old boys (like the fashion industry wants us to). i dig her!"
I simply state- YES, women are ment to have curves, BUT they are NOT supposed to have U-turns..... does that make sense now?

BTW dingbat - Yes, I am cut like that, what about it?

Her hair bothers me. It's like an unwashed scraggly poodle sitting on the top of her head. Gotta lover her hips though!

I hear she is a bad tipper

I think that the last thing on my mind would be her tipping abilities.

yeah i was just fing with the person that said she was a nice person

lol, i didnt catch on to that....... thats funny shit john.....

somehow Iceman & John...i KNEW you two would be "cut"...it's all the OTHER guys that I was addressing. ;)

I am cut out of wood. Whats the big deal about?

There is nothing I like better than rubbing my beer belly against my girls beer belly...ahhh. (Actually, I don't have a beer belly...but it just wasn't as funny saying "against my six pack") Ahhh!...

I am not sure why some people create such a fuss over her. She is cute but that's it and her music is only good to keep people from sleeping at the bus station.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but for me, it’s the way that she can shake that ass, move her body, rotate those hips!!! I just wonder what she can do between the sheets, or with her it would probably be more like hanging from the chandelier!

P.S. The music is blah.... i prefer a women that doesnt speak as a matter of fact, only screams my name!!!

haha good call ashley!

photography is against my religion

She does shake well....but you know she got the bottom two ribs removed for more shakey shakes.

True.

OOOO I hate it when girls say "sweetie" right before theyre about to insult another chick. shut the fuck up you stupid cunt if youre gonna insult someone do it properly you useless piece of dirty ass stank trailer trash.

Who said "sweetie"?

kittywithawhip said 'sweetie'

Sweety
Enable your spellcheck. “tahnks.�

actually the person that said "sweetie" in their rip was responding to a poster called sweetie
WHOOPS

I wish her hips *would* lie...right on top of mine!

the perfect female....... i'd be down with cunnilingus with those hips!!!!!

Yeah, Ralph and Ashley...
Check out what john says, it's the truth.

She's fine. She aint fat... she's blessed... with a fuckin brain... She aint out there starvin herself just cuz the camera adds 10 pouinds. Her voice sucks though, its like she's trying to be Alanis Morrissette and that chicks voice is annoying. And I'm pretty sure Belly Danicing started in Egypt.

On comment #49 by RedRum: Okay, it's either one of the true Bastards being silly, or it's someone who truly is that diluted..........**head falling on keyboard**

Hey, Moosey...nice to see you on the front lines. *wink*

Miss Ashley...let me lay down a law here. There is room for stupidity, but yours far exceeds what this universe can comprehend. What I reall wanna do to you is duct tape you to my ceiling, strap a Webster's dictionary to your face, and make you recite and spell every word from cover to cover. Then, I'd have to spank you like the dumbass little monkey that you are.

No, better yet, I'd stick you in my dryer with a cylinder block and hit the "on" switch.

Me thinks that's the only cure for the huge brain fart you're having.

K, I feel better.

Phew.

"No, better yet, I’d stick you in my dryer with a cylinder block and hit the “on� switch." - LMFAO - thats great libby, however woudnt it be a cinder block and not a cyLINDer, or were you trying to mean an auto part? either way, thats fucking CLASSIC, that ones going in the book fo show....

am i imagining things, or does post #45 really ask how to enable spell check?

Her voice sounds very nasaly. I don't know how to describe it but one of my friends girlfriends always makes fun of her and says she sounds like a hic yodeling. Either way...a tip for Shakira...your hips don't lie and neither does your armpit hair stubble. Maybe before you do another performance entailing lifting your arms alot you should shave those suckers! That is nasty!

Hey...AB Libby...I love your comments but what is a cylinder block? Do you mean cinder block? Just wondering since everyone seems to be correcting everyone else on here lately.

Ok, first Ashley - i didnt see your post until now, yeah ill send em in.... ill be in san diego next week and will have picts taken, when i get them, ill send them in.... can promise Jackson or Moe will put them up, but hey, whateva's cleava...

second - Potty, DAMN you have some good eyes if you can see that arm pitt hair....

third - i didnt notice this before, but the last pict on page 3 is the , "this is where i want you to put it", bend and look!!! I LOVE IT!! "here baby, spread that a lil more, then get ur shakira shaky shaky on."

Ice...check out pic #3...can't you see it? It's like she has the armpit 5:00 shadow. She needs to be shaving that shit the day of her performance rather then the night before!!!

ok ok, i see the shadow now.... nothin a brown bag, some duct tape, a whip, and two gallons of JD couldnt take care of....

...YES, guys...it's "cinder" block....but I did spell "cylinder" right, with all good intentions used in the wrong context. haha.

Any one got the fabric softner sheets?

Nah, I'll just let the bitch suffer....maybe throw in a wet cat or two.

**Note: I do not condone the cruel practice of throwing cats in a dryer.**

Morons push me to extremes. ;P

Oh, and the correcting of spelling? That's just another way to insult someone's well intended intelligence they have themselves COVINCED they have, but, alas, do not.

Champion henpecking here, at Bastardly, is what we do best.

Now go my chickens....GO.

last 2 pics reminds me the shot in Silence of the Lambs.. ya know where the cop is hung up on the cage .. spread eagle

I think the way shakira move her hips is cool. Just to let you know i'm a girl and I'm black. I can move my hips like shakira and shake my stomach and pop my chest and shake my butt like beyonce does and im only 13 years old. Many people dont know that but my sisters does. It is not hard to do I started 4 monyths ago and kept on doing it. I love the way my hips shake and make each one pop fast and slow at a time.

Yah sure. Right.

i think anyone who doesnt like shakira is a freaking idiot..ur ppl are just jelous and the obys who dont like her its cause they cannot get girls like her..cause she is beaitful..and mad nice...and her musi rocks..u freaking egg heads..so sop talking shit..and first of all look in the freaking mirror

you know what kiss my ass all of you are idiots because shakira is the best

she is the worst artist of all time..sounds like a goat..lyrical content is poor..hips dont lie may be the worst song of 2006..ps.. she cant dance you dumb mother fuckers what shes doing is done by girls in the clubs where i live with ease its nothing difficult..get your ass off the couch and go outside and see for yourself..shes like a 7 out of 10 facial wise and her bodys alrgiiht but notning compared to a beyonce..this bitch is wack as fuck..get off her circumsised dick..shes wack

I'm not a huge fan of her voice- she has a very distinct sound, but it sounds much better in Spanish. But as far as her looks are concerned- she doesn't have a solid six pack, but she's not fat either. She has a womanly figure and it reminds me of the starlets from the 30's, 40's, and 50's- like Rita Hayworth and anyone remember Marilyn Monroe??? Marilyn was a size 12 (bigger than Shakira) and once considered one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Boy, times sure change.

first things first, shakira looks amazing. she actually looks like she eats, unlike most of the anorexic bitches of hollywood. it's extremely rare for a woman to have T&A and have a tiny, completely flat stomach and waistline. i blame the internet (esp. porn) for causing men to think all women have huge tits and a nice ass and have a 22 inch waist. no woman in real life can compare to that. shakira looks like me body-wise, and i'm pretty healthy and fit.

second, sjchica--just a little factual error--marilyn monroe wore anywhere from a 12-16 in the peak of her stardom. a 12 in those days was closer to a size six or eight in today's sizing. so she was bigger & curvier than today's celebrities are, but still not in the plus-size range.

third, i STILL don't know what a u-turn is.

yeah, me neither, what's a u-turn? Just say it plainly, cos I'm not getting it.

I think her hair looks nice and I love her songs and her voice, it's different.

Lovely face- her body on the other hand....very out of proportion- suffers from Beyonce syndrome- model type looks torso wise, then you look down, what do you have? a giant distended ass...plus they have- TINY BOOBS>>> not a good look. Same with Alicia Keys..Rock a big booty ONLY if the boobs match, otherwise it just looks plain weird and frightening. Damn hit the gym ladies, or the Lipo man. AND SHAKIRA'S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE KERMIT THE FROG ON CRACK

Shakira is the dirtiest of the dirty girls. And that's why I love her.

Aja that giant distended ass syndrome is mostly genetic- if these ladies were fat- JLo, Beyonce, Alicia- they'd have big stomachs and bat wing arms. They are mostly in shape. I admit it looks rather funny sometimes but no amount of gym time will get rid of "junk in the trunk". It's like a woman with naturally big boobs- you can't work them off even if you lose weight.

you juss jelious, she's hot!!

Such a bangable babe

lol i bet john and iceman are chisled like a greek god, and of "course" their girlfriends are hot model blonde with double D tits and tiny waists. aah, dont you love the internet? who wants to bet that john and iceman are lonely 12 year old boys with severe acne.

i love her

Most people who say she needs to tone up or find something wrong are stupid ,I can name millions of people that begg to differ and would drill the hell out of shakira . I think people who say she needs to tone up are smoking or snortin something . I love a curvy woman I dont want a crack head looking unhealthy chick . A woman is suppose to look like that and be nice and soft not hard as a rock , hell thats what a dude is suppose to be so I guess who is states thoughs like that like men . these stupid comments make women loss to much weight and look like a skeleton yuck I'll past . stop given woman a hard time , this is how they should be curvy and healthy (preach)

Shakira dances like a SPAZZ. She has not Middle Eastern bellydance technique, and the worst? When she does that sloppy wide legged gallop, trying to shimmy. Just awful bellydancing, an embarassment. She has pretty blond, curly hair, a nice face and pretty body, but her dancing is horrible...

Her bellydancing costuming is terrible, sloppy, tacky (I agree with the bloggers above) and really inornate. She needs a bra too that is supportive, I know she is small breasted, but even small girls can look nice in a bra, she is flattened and smashed looking. She should fire her costumer and choreographer!

Now her voice sounds horribly annoying like "THE GOAT" is often called...

Hopefully she will get better!

Genia

i agree with the girl who wrote the message before me, shakira does a dance similar to belly dancing, i know how to do the original bellydancing, and i know what im talking bout...shakira only likes to wear those belly chains and those wide skirts to make seem she moves a lot, thats a trick, a real belly dancer can move with and without those stuffs.
if you ever go to see her in a concert, watch carefully.
she wants to impress everybody with those fake belly dancing moves, but shell never impress the people who really know how to move the hips.
i admire shakira cause she helps poor children, i think thats very nice,but as an artist and dancer, i doubt it...

u all jus hate cuz u cant dance like her, if u cant ,jus shut da fuck up, and her father is not lebennese her dad is Colombian Duh. She is very preety nd dats her style so leave ur commets to someone else. SHES AN ARTIST UR NOTTTTT.nd if her voice sounds horrible dont listen to it, nobody is askin ya too.

haha, BRENDA, i can dance way BETTER than shakira, i know all belly dancing tecniques, i know how to dance almost all the music, hip hop, salsa, merengue, tango, jazz, belly dance , break dance, you´re talkin here with a pro, and im telling shakira doesnt know how to dance really, she tries to, but her moves are always the same ones.

haha Brenda, her father is Lebanese and her mother is of Colombian/Italian heritage, go check her biography before commenting. Her moves are bellydancing but not all of it is the Lebanese traditional, she even said it.

To those who are hating on Shakira, SHUT THE FUCK UP!! She is an AMAZING SINGER, and SHE LOOKS HEALTHY compared to Nicole Richie and that crack-ho Lindsay Ho-Han. STOP HATIN ON SHAKIRA

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she use to be really pretty when she had long black straight hair, and she looked pretty in her videos, i dont think she is pretty anymore or ugly, her face is ok now, maybe pretty when she uses make-up, but most of the time is not anymore, she has a really good body though, you cant deny that,

ugh cover that nasty stomach

i have middle eastern blood and dance better than this shitty.she looks so dirty and tired just finished up from kichen and her abs is big she needs to drop arepa.colombia is center of cocaine and drugs yep

Not only that, but they way that she can move that body..... MMMMM Perfection!!!!

i think she looks sloppy
and her music sucks

She is amazing... her voice is a little weird but the way she can move that body who cares!

I'd like to know what u-turns are also. urbandictionary.com didn't help.

envur - It would be a Butthisface

oh my god she danses very very well. she is very plastik

Sweety
Enable your spellcheck. "tahnks."

omg... she like totally looks like Angelina here. Ok maybe like not as shiny and new but..

Could Iceman and John please send pictures to bastardly so we can see your bodies?

She is quite possibly the worst singer on earth. But there is somrthing about her though...

Incidentially how do you enable spell check on this website? It doesn't have spell check.

that should be ** CANT **

her hair is unwashed and she looks dirty and stinky pussy,her music sounds like i m lost in native area in peru yuck sh eis not lebanses hahahhahahahah at all

Curves yes, U turns NO!

Her dad is Lebanese. That's where the belly dancing comes from.

lets try that again -
evur - its a Buttisface

i think that she is olso very nice person