Stacy Keibler got beat by Drew Lachey & Jerry Rice!
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Okay, respect to Jerry Rice since he is the Greatest Of All Time....but Drew Lachey; granted I only cared about Stacy's performances but seriosuly, that guy! Well, these might be some oldies but damn goodies of Stacy so that those who voted for Drew see what didn't win.
























WOW...... fuck, i cant think now, all i can say is WOW
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Damn I'm speechless.
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'Headline: Shouldn't it be "Drew Lachey and Jerry Rice 'beat' to Stacey?" (Cuz it seems like every other red-blooded male on this board's likely doing this to the snaps RIGHT NOW.)
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Pic number three holy freaking god.
All the rest ESPECIALLY the lolipop ones... are painfully degrading to someone as lovely as she is. BLECH. But yum to the 3rd pic ... holy crap.
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I'm all about Asian loving. Stacy's face is just not doing it for me. Love her bod, though. Her greasy, orange bod.
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What I wouldn't give to have her and a penis for 2 or 3 hours.
SHIT GIRL!!!
YOU GOT IT GOIN' ON!
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(now able to speak after having an 8 pint hardon)
Unbelievable!! She is from my hometown and I can tell you, I am amazed this came out of all the seedy hotels, pit beef stands and shady characters of Rosedale (, hon...)
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Stacy, it will ring in as just a one name liner you watch. Just like Prince, and Madonna, soon it will be Just Stacy!
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When I see her I think WOW good legs WOW nice upper body WOW pretty hair then she turns around and AHHHHH. I don't like her face much. Reminds me of a horse, and I don't even know why. In those pics she looks like a freaky version of Paris Hilton. That lollipop pic with her ass hanging in the air literally scared me...and yet I liked it. But wow amazing legs. The third pic truly is great. I don't think she'll become famous tough. People will talk about her and Drew for a few months then they will all go back to being the semi-celebs they are.
Next season, get Angelina Jolie to dance and you're guaranteed a successful show!
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She's a little too orange here, but still cute.
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Those have to be the most airbrushed pictures, ever.
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Style is half pence worth...cheap! Pink, pubes and pigheades countenance...too fake tanned! Typical long distance drivers dream. DIRT-CHEAP!!!
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In the picture where she has the lollipop in her mouth, the experssion on her face makes her look like a retarded ommpah loompah with no upper lip.
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yuor so sexy me an u should fuck!!1
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ur sooo sexy me n u should fuck I luv u
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she is PERFECT
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These are somewhat degrading shots, but good for her. She looks great (and seems like a nice person).
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aren't most female shoots degrading?!
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you figure, these were for a wwf magazine so of course they're going to degrade the women since that's what their target 13 year old horny boy market wants...
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