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Monday, March 13th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
I think we'll be seeing this on a weekly basis unless, of course, someone buys Tara longer tees. Excuse me, I need to yack all over my keyboard now...
Monday Linkies! Show some love, people...
* Macaulay Culkin Hates His Money-Grubbing, Bastard Father
* What's worse than Brooke Hogan shaking her bod? Brooke Hogan doing it w/ her mom...
* Dave Coulier---the dude on Full House who used to do the Popeye impersonations knows how to party!! OW!
* V for Vendetta---anyone looking forward to this?
* Why does Michael Dougy---aka Hottie Stealer---give a shit about Brad & Angie?
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look at her retarded hand gesture she's making, ya know how tards always do that with their hands like Mary's brother on Something about Mary. Fat Tard!
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i dont know why, but i dig Tara. i think im stuck in the American Pie/Josie and the pussycats phase of her life tho.
and the hand thing, it DID make me think....
"this room is green...i wanna go back to teh BLUE room."
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The Cube was fucking great wasn't it
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she used to be cute. now she just looks used up.
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Smoking is the worst thing for a person's looks. You can tell she doesn't excercise or even try to take care of her self. She's one of those whores who will blow all of her $ and die young. Thank God!
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She's got some stretch marks there. Still, I'd hit it.
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The Cube fucking Rocked.... i liked how they bit the 1st scene in Cube for that Laser Hallway scene in Resident Evil. I was watching that and i was like MOTHERFUCKER!!! they ripping off CUBE!!!! then watched it with commentary, and it was all good since they acknowledged it!!!
But sorry, yeah Tara, she seems ALOT Wild for me, but theres just something about her, she is kinda cute, but its like, i just have this want to go out withher just to save her and bring her life back down to earth, so, yeah, anyone know Tara? hook her up with my email addy?
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