Bastardly Ladies

38 Year Old Shauna Sand Went Clubbing In Miami Beach Last Night!

Moe — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:59:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

To unsuspecting, heavily boozed up Spring Breakers wearing really thick beer goggles, Shauna Sand is gonna look like a sex toy from heaven, so for the sake of all college students around the country, let's hope safe sex practices are in effect this weekend in Miami.

Anyway, I'm not saying that 38 year old women with three kids can't go out and have fun, but does "fun" really have to involve dressing up like a corner prostitute and hitting clubs with people half your age?

Mischa Barton Walking To Paradigm Talent Agency in Beverly Hills

Jackson — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:42:00 -0400

Mischa Barton recently had her credit cards denied at the supermarket leading to rumors that she's broke. But who knows... whatever. Anyways, no meaty legs this post. Source

Joan Jett @ "The Runaways" Premiere in NYC

Jackson — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:10:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Joan Jett is an executive producer for The Runaways.

Based on Cherie Currie's memoir Neon Angel: A Memoir of a Runaway, the film follows two friends, Jett and Currie, as they rise from rebellious L.A. street kids to rock stars of the now legendary group that paved the way for future generations of girl bands. They fall under the Svengali-like influence of rock impresario Kim Fowley, who turns the group into an outrageous success and a family of misfits. Wiki

Hot or Not: Dreama Walker @ "The Runaways" Premiere

Moe — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Here's more about Dreama:

Dreama Walker (born June 20 1986) is an American film and television actress.

Walker is known for playing Hazel Williams on Gossip Girl, a dramatic television series. [Source]

BREAKING! Elle Macpherson Pimps Her Black Moncler Puffer Jacket! Ow!

Moe — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:29:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

There are a couple other product placements (headphones & sunglasses), but we weren't sure and didn't want to give the incorrect company credit. Not that any of you give a shit, but are those Monster Beats Tour High Resolution In-Ear Headphones with ControlTalk?! If so, those are $189 worth of headphone luxury that you can make your own on the Monster website.

Mischa Barton @ Make-A-Wish Foundation Event in Santa Monica

Jackson — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:20:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Mischa Barton has 4 movie projects in production for 2010... shocking. She'll appear in The Science of Cool, You and I, Bhopal: Prayer for Rain, and Don't Fade Away. All of which surprisingly she's a lead.

Hot or Not: Jasmine Dustin @ 20th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Awards

Moe — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:00:00 -0500

Here's more info about Jasmine:

Jasmine Dustin (born January 1, 1983) is an American film and television actress and model. She appeared in American Pie Presents Band Camp, Lingerie Bowl, Punk'd, and on the Deal or No Deal season one website, as a substitute model. She was never actually seen on the show. Dustin was born in Manchester, New Hampshire and is of French, Scottish, and Native American ancestry. She graduated from Pinkerton Academy.[Source]

Jennifer Grey & Clark Gregg @ 2010 Film Independent's Spirit Awards

Jackson — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:30:00 -0500

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

No idea why Jennifer Grey was invited, she appeared in an episode of The New Adventures of Old Christine last year but that's all I could find.

Caption This! (Take A Peak At Maggie Gyllenhaal Edition!)

Jackson — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:00:00 -0500

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Maggie Gyllenhaal & Peter Sarsgaard @ 2010 Film Independent's Spirit Awards.

Hot or Not: Luann Lee @ 20th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Awards Gala

Moe — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:00:00 -0500

Here's more info about Luann:

Luann Laureen Lee is an American model and actress. Luann was selected as Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month in January 1987. Luann has appeared in several Playboy videos and special editions, working steadily for Playboy for more than five years following her centerfold appearance. During this time, Luann was one of only a handful of Playboy Playmates to have her video centerfold (1988) mass-marketed separately by Playboy, rather than as part of a compilation of Playmate of the Month video centerfolds.

Luann appeared in Married with Children as Fifi in episode Here's Looking at You, Kid (1989).[Source]