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Question: Did Drew Carey & Holly Madison Hook Up In Vegas?

Moe — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:41:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Splash News

These were snapped last night at the opening of Wayne Newton's limited-engagement production "Once Before I Go" in Las Vegas. And, for the record, I'm pretty sure Drew Carey got a piece...

2008 PMOY & D-Lister Jayde Nicole Hits Up Urth Caffe! OW!

Moe — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:30:00 -0400

These were snapped a couple days back in Hollywood.

I can't believe she's still wasting her time with Brody Jenner. Shouldn't she be cashing in on her hotness by dating some Hollywood producer by now?! Chop-chop, Jayde---before it's too late!

And, like we previously stated, Jayde & boyfriend Brody join the growing list of celebrities who insist on drinking organic coffee @ Urth Caffe. Whatever the case, I'm sure the coffee tastes better than Starbucks...

Rumor: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy For $900k

Moe — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 10:57:00 -0400

An Ausie daily newspaper is reporting that Lindsay Lohan will finally cash in her Playboy Trump Card. I'm pretty sure it's all bullshit, but whatever.

It's not really shocking that Linds decided to take it all off b/c let's admit it, haven't we seen one body part or another over the years anyway? The thing that's shocking is the amount of money Playboy puts on Lindsay Lohan's naked bod. Almost a million bucks?! Is this a horndogg's way of signaling that the recession is officially over? Our research has valued the freckled goodness at around $75k (which includes marketing by way of Lindsay carrying her Playboy issue with her everywhere she goes for two weeks (a la Spencer Pratt)).

Whatever the case, Hef should scratch the Lohan shoot & store the stash in a separate account labeled "Megan Fox's Future Playboy Layout." I'm sure once you get up around $5mil, Megan Fox will give the idea some serious thought.

Hugh Hefner & His Blonde Army @ "Celebrity Catwalk" Benefit

Moe — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:30:00 -0400

Johnstone/Boon/Splash News

Which guy wouldn't kill to be in Hugh Hefner's shoes for just a night (or two)...? GOD DAMN! That dude gets more action in one weekend than I'll probably get in my entire lifetime. Bastard.

More about the Celebrity Catwalk fashion show:
It's an annual benefit where top celebrities lend their time & talent by hitting the catwalk for charity, raising funds & awareness for National Animal Rescue. (Source)

Heidi Montag: Playboy Magazine Pics, September 2009!

Moe — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:31:00 -0400

We figured we'd do our part by helping Heidi Montag & Super Douche Spencer Pratt with their campaign to incessantly pimp September's issue of Playboy. They seem to have a copy of the magazine on them at all times---wether they're walking through an airport, shopping around in L.A., getting coffee, or eating a meal. To Heidi's credit, it's usually Spencer who's waving around the magazine while making dumbass faces, almost as if he's on the cover.

Anyway, enjoy the pics & remember, buy your own copy! And, just in case you missed it, we posted excerpts from the interview over here.

Who Attended Playboy's "2009 Midsummer Night's Dream" Party?

Moe — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:00:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Playboy Magazine

In an attempt to one day score tickets to party at the mansion, we try our best to cover this event each year hoping & praying that the Gods at Playboy will notice and be so kind to send us an invitation (for three, to be exact) to one of their parties.

Anyway, here are select pics of people who made it for Hef's big summer bash (here's last year's batch)!
Even Shaq made it out! God damn, I just got a painful image in my head...

PM Hotness: Sara Jean Underwood Lookin' Slammin @ Tabu in Vegas

Moe — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:30:00 -0400

Remember, next time you're in Vegas, don't forget to hit up the Tabu Ultra Lounge a the MGM Grand! Ow!

Heidi Montag Pimps The Latest Playboy Issue @ "G.I. Joe" Premiere

Moe — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:00:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped last night at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

Is it even possible for these two to get more annoying? I'm shocked they still get invites to big events. If anything, it makes me feel a little bit more worthless than I did before looking at these pics...

Olivia Munn: Semi-Nude Playboy Pics! You Saw It Here Last!

Jackson — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 10:45:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Playboy

I've had these photos of Olivia Munn from the July 2009 issue of Playboy on my drive for weeks now but didn't really feel like posting them since she's not showing us the goods. But rather than just delete them I figure I'd just get them up though you all have probably seen them already and possibly used them for masturbation material.

Anyways, as with the Vanessa Hudgens nude photo, Emma Watson hairy upskirt photo, one of the many Britney Spears pantyless vagina shots, and Aubrey O'Day's Nude Playboy photos, you saw the semi-nude (i.e. cocktease) Olivia Munn Playboy photos here last!!!

But of course, this leads to our poll question. Sorry Olivia, though your official website (hey we're sending you traffic!) is apart of the Complex Media Network, you gotta go through the ringer.

Kendra Wilkinson @ "Bridget's Sexiest Beaches" Premiere in L.A.

Moe — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:30:00 -0400

Former 'Girl Next Door' Bridget Marquardt's show premieres on Travel Channel tomorrow evening. Check the show's official website for more info.

As for Ms. Wilkinson, her wedding date is slowly approaching! Scheduled for June 27th, 2009, the big bash will go down at the scandalous Playboy Mansion known more for breaking knots than tying them. Kendra's former boyfriend/sugardaddy/owner Hugh Hefner was supposed to walk her down the isle and hand her off, but Kendra vetoed that suggestion a couple months back. She thought it would've been "too weird"---almost like a pimp handing off his bitch to the highest bidder (Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett). (Ok, my bad! The last comment was totally unnecessary!) Anyway, instead of Hef, Kendra's bro will have the honors of walking her down the isle. Aaaw.

Since just a few months remain until Kendra is temporarily off the market, if you can drop a couple mil, I'm pretty sure you can win Kendra's heart---and not to mention a reality television show worth at least a couple mil. When you couple that return on investment with endless amounts of sex with Kendra & her hot friends, the investment is juicier than ever. So, if you want it, you better act quick!!

And, here's a sneak peak at Briget's new show!