Suge Knight
Does Anyone Out There Feel Sorry For Suge Knight?
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Everyone reaches a low-point in life. Some end up passed out in their own shit. And others contract AIDS or herpes after having drunken, unprotected sex with a midget prostitute (probably the lowest you can get).
Suge Knight reached his low-point yesterday after being caught holding a knife over his helpless girlfriend as the police arrived on the scene. Granted his ass has been in jail on multiple occasions, but this time around, the shit finally hit the fan. It appears that under stress of his bankrupt record label Death Row Records, which was auctioned off for $24mil this past june, Suge Knight finally cracked.
After a long night of drinking & partying in Sin City, his girl wanted a Big Mac; Suge wanted to try Burger King's new Whopper Jr. One thing led to another, Suge bitch slapped his girl. And when she didn't listen, he did exactly what any other guy would've done in his position, Suge Knight busted out his pocket knife.
Since his arrest early Wednesday morning, Suge posted a $19k bail & is due back in Las Vegas court on September 26th. The details of what cops saw when they arrived are just surfacing...
"A citizen sees the beating in a parking lot, police get there fast, they see him beating her. It's a good solid case," said Las Vegas police Lt. Chris Carroll.
The woman was not stabbed but she was treated at a hospital for injuries that Carroll said were not life-threatening.
Police did not release the woman's name or age, but said she identified herself as Knight's girlfriend of three years.
"This is a very large man," Carroll said, estimating his weight at more than twice the woman's. "He was on top of her, actually in the act of violently beating her when the officers arrived, with the knife in his hand." [AP]
