Justin Timberlake

These were snapped at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards over the weekend.

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These were snapped a MET Gala after party held by Marc Jacobs @ Monkey Bar in NYC.

So yeah, what the fuck is JT thinking with this new look? Is he trying to get chicks to hate him or what? Like we've stated on many occasions, JT needs to dump Jessica & hit up on Megan Fox. There's no better time than right now, damn it! Latest Bastardly Reports claim that B.A.G. & Megan Fox recently had a huge argument.

And, here they are at the big gala event held at the MET this past weekend:
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These were snapped a few days back as the couple walked around lower Manhattan.

So yeah, J. Biel's days are obviously numbered, but how numbered? Celebrities don't typically date for years on end without making a move, damn it. Under normal circumstances, they date for a few months, get engaged for a few more week & then call off the engagement, only to start the process all over again with someone else a couple weeks later. So, what's J.T. waiting for?! When's he gonna pop the ring on Jessica's ass?

Any other Bastardly Theories out there that help to explain why J.T.'s still banging Jessica Biel. Granted, she has a great ass, but what about her face, damn it?

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If it hasn't hit you yet, just like athletes, celebrities are a huge marketing vehicle for some of the biggest companies around the globe. And, with so many eyes constantly plastered on celebs these days, who the hell can blame these companies & their shady marketing tactics?

Anyway, these were snapped yesterday as the couple hit the gym in NYC. JT & JB are currently stationed in JT's Soho pimp-pad, so expect to see a lot of these two in the coming days & weeks.

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Believe it or not, but J.T. is a fairly kickass guest. He was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night promoting a new MTV reality/game show, but the interview led to numerous musical impersonations from the "Bee Jees" to John Mayer. I gotta hand it to Justin, he's a true talent.

Here's a clip of the interview. And, for something even more funny, watch Robert De Niro's "Get-me-the-fuck-out-of-here" reaction at the end when the camera pans out.



As an interviewer, I wasn't too impressed w/ Jimmy Fallon, but I guess we'll see how he truly performs over the next couple weeks. Let's just say that comparing him to Conan would be unfair.

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Did you see Bastardly's tribute to Jessica Biel's Ass?

JT & girlfriend Jessica Biel were spotted walking on a beach in Mexico recently. I guess it's safe to assume that the couple is skipping out on this season's award shows.

Following the success of her 2007 movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," Jessica pretty much took last year off in terms of major releases. Although 2009 is setting up to be a different story with her latest project "Power Blue" set to release in the coming months. For all you die-hard J. Biel fans, here's a brief synopsis...

Several Los Angelenos meet on Christmas Eve through chance, tragedy and divine intervention. Swayze will play the sleazy owner of the strip club where Biel's character dances. Redmayne will portray a mortician who falls in love with her. Kristofferson will play the head of a corporate crime organization who tries to convince his former employee (Liotta) not to seek vengeance on his former co-workers. Whitaker, who also serves as a producer on the film, will play a suicidal ex-priest. Newcomer Alejandro Romero will play a transsexual prostitute who shares an unexpected bond with the priest. [Source]

And, here's another booty close-up...

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Two things when we last posted Jessica Biel: First, it was reported that her and JT bought a place in NYC and Second, her booty was looking niiice. So what's the deal JT, why not propose to Jessica Biel yet? We've posted you two of them kissing, getting coffee and voting for Obama, to name a few.... aren't you going to do it? Could it be that you're holding out for Megan Fox to dump BAG and swoop in like only JT can? We've matched up Jessica Biel vs Megan Fox in the past and the Bastardly readers overwhelmingly prefer Biel but I'm sure JT got himself a copy of October's GQ Magazine.

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Even though heavily Republican Tennessee went to McCain last night, we'll give JT the benefit of the doubt & assume he didn't vote w/ his home state (at least we hope not).

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Rehab is possibly Rihanna's 5th #1 hit of this year. Justin Timberlake apparently co-wrote the song so he's in the video and probably had sex with her in between stage set ups and costume changes.

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As we stated in an earlier post, Bastardly sources are claiming J.T. & Jessica Biel got engaged within the past couple weeks during their vacation to Italy (which they're still on). The piggyback pics were snapped a few days back in Gete, Italy.

Yesterday, the couple took time from Italian-flavored lovemaking to attend Beverly Mitchell's wedding in Ravello, Italy. Jessica's friend & "Seventh Heaven" co-star tied the knot with her long-time boyfriend Michael Cameron. J. Biel was one of Beverly's bridesmaids.
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