Bastardly Knocked-Up Rating

Knocked-Up Rating: Denise Van Outen @ 2010 Children's Champion Awards

Moe — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:00:00 -0500

Here's more info on Denise:

Denise van Outen (born Denise Kathleen Outen, 27 May 1974) is an English actress and television presenter. Her most notable roles to date are as a presenter on The Big Breakfast, and as Roxie Hart in the musical Chicago on both the West End and on Broadway. [Source]

Knocked-Up Rating: Tiffani Thiessen @ 2nd Annual Character Approved Awards

Moe — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 12:29:00 -0500

She married actor Brady Smith back in July, 2005 & finally decided to have a baby at 36. The couple announced last November that they're expecting their first child scheduled to pop out May, 2010. We wish them both the best.

Knocked-Up Rating: Padma Lakshmi @ 2009 Women of the Year Honor Awards

Moe — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Photo Credit: Splash News
The award show was sponsored by Glamour Magazine.

Just a month back, Padma Lakshmi finally acknowledged that she's knocked-up (she couldn't hide it any longer). She won't reveal the baby-daddy, so that's totally open to speculation. For her career's sake, let's just hope she didn't get drunk one night and have sex with her ex-hubby, novelist Salman Rushdie.

Seeing how Padma's a woman of class (at least she gives that vibe), we're gonna assume she had in-vitro fertilization---until of course, some lucky bastard comes forward.

Kourtney Kardashian @ 'Famous Cupcakes' Opening in L.A.

Jackson — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:12:00 -0400

Kourtney Kardashian is 3 months away from giving birth and still doesn't know the sex of her baby. But seriously, is that or is that not one of Khloe's dresses!?

"I think I want to know soon just for planning purposes. I ordered a few things, some neutral stuff, but I want to order other stuff. I'm in nursery planning mode." Source

Knocked-Up Rating: Jennifer Ellison is Pregnant & Loving It! Ow!

Moe — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:00:00 -0400

We don't know whether she's having a boy or girl, but what we do know is that that kid's gonna be shocked when he learns how to Google his mommy's name. Here's some of the crap he'll will find (assuming it's a boy)...

- Jennifer Ellison: Loaded Magazine, December 2008
- Jennifer Ellison Brings The Afternoon Links!
- Jennifer Ellison Brings The Afternoon Links!

Knocked Up Rating: Adriana Lima @ "Coco Before Chanel" Premiere

Moe — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:00:00 -0400

The premiere event was held at the Paris Theatre in New York City.

Wow, two days in a row of pregnant Adriana Lima (here's yesterday's set)! A lot of you guys who worshipped this woman previously are now hating on her simply b/c she's pregnant. What's up wit that?

"Coco Before Chanel" trailer:

Knocked Up Rating: Marley Shelton @ "A Perfect Getaway" Premiere

Moe — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:20:00 -0400

Alongside another classic hottie, Milla Jovovich, Marley Shelton hits theaters this weekend in "A Perfect Getaway." The movie is up against two heavy hitters ("G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" & much-buzzed "Julie & Julia"), so it's gonna need a lot of luck to break into the top two.

Here's the trailer:

Pregnant Adriana Lima Attends Louis Vuitton Party in NYC

Moe — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:01:00 -0400

These were snapped last night.

I'm a getting a little teary-eyed as I write this entry, but whatever. Life sucks ass---especially when some of the hottest women on the planet are catching the pregnancy flu. Regardless, we're glad Adriana is looking happy & healthy when she finally came out of hiding by making a grand appearance at Louis Vuitton's party last night in NYC. She appeared without her Serb baby-daddy, Marko Jaric. The NBA's currently in its off-season, so why isn't he with his pregnant woman?

Anyway, the ultra-lux brand celebrated the 40th Anniversary of the Lunar Landing---how fucking random is that shit?! LV needs to rename the party to "Pregnant Adriana Lima Makes Her First Public Appearance Party."

Coleen Rooney Does An Anti-Pregnancy Ad

Moe — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:31:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Splash News

We've made fun of Coleen Rooney's weight issues on many, many occasions, but with her recent pregnancy announcement, she's officially off limits. These were snapped over the weekend in Barbados with her husband Wayne Rooney.
Photo Credit: Splash News

Knocked Up Rating: Sarah Shahi @ TV Guide's Sexiest Stars Party

Moe — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:30:00 -0400

These were snapped a couple days ago in Hollywood.

Sarah and temporary husband Steve Howey are expecting their first child in 2009, so we wish them best of luck. We've loved Sarah Shahi for a while now, so let's look back into her pre-knocked-up days:

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Sarah Shahi - Esquire Women We Love Photos