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Surprise, Surprise! Mischa Barton's Behind On Her Rent! Owes $7k!

Moe — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:36:00 -0500

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped yesterday as Mischa left her NYC hotel with her dog. Wonder how she's gonna pay that bill?

Granted most NYC landlords are inconsiderate assholes, but in their defense, a tenant can't go on living the celebrity highlife without a stable paycheck. Mischa Barton is case in point.

As we pointed out last week when Mischa was spotted buying fur coats in lower Manhattan, she needs to stop living the fantasy life of a successful celebrity. As reported a few days back, she played the role of a prostitute on an upcoming episode of "Law & Order: SVU," for God's sake---and for all we know, income from that show probably to pay off some other loan.

SHOCKING!! Ashley Tisdale & Pet Douche Hit Up The Coffee Bean!

Moe — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 10:58:00 -0500

Almost like watching paint dry.

So, is it safe to assume that Ashley's normal day comprises of having sex, shopping, talking about herself & making trips to the nearest Coffee Bean? Even though it sounds a bit monotonous, I'm still burning with envy...

SHOCKING! Kardashians Reach New Low; Sign Autograph At Famous Cupcakes!

Moe — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:47:00 -0500

Note: It's nice to see that the Famous Cupcakes staff setup Khloe's signing desk right next to the restroom.

For the record, eating at Famous Cupcakes is a definite no-no (unless, of course, they cough up some cash for an ad).

So yeah, didn't Khloe get married to Lamar Odom so that she wouldn't have to do this kind of shit?! I guess the Kardashian family will do pretty much anything for money---and I say that totally out of jealousy & envy.

Surprise, Surprise! Ashley Tisdale Went To The Coffee Bean!!!

Jackson — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:31:00 -0500

Have you seen Ashley Tisdale's latest music video for "Crank it up"? React and respond...

Surprise, Surprise! Kelly Osbourne was a Food Item For Halloween!

Moe — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:59:00 -0500

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

You know we love you, Kelly!

SHOCKING! Audrina Patridge Photographed Looking Up!

Moe — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:30:00 -0400

Is it just me or has Audrina been missing from the scene as of late? I know she's dumb as a rock, but let's admit it, she's pretty damn hot! Ow!

These were snapped a couple days back as Audrina & her latest sex-toy left an L.A. bar...

SHOCKING!! TARA REID ATTENDS 2009 OKTOBERFEST! DRINKS BEER!

Moe — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:30:00 -0400

These were snapped earlier today in Munich, Germany.

I wonder what all her AA member friends around the globe are gonna think of this...

Anyway, if you're in Munich, don't miss this event! Check website for more info.

And, any guesses as to many dudes Tara Reid will have sex with over the next few days?

Surprise, Surprise! Jessica Biel Wears William Rast Denim!!!

Jackson — Wed, 27 May 2009 11:02:00 -0400

Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.com

I know right, big surprise that Jessica Biel wears William Rast clothing seeing that it's Justin Timberlake's clothing. Oh yeah, sure JT's best friend, Trace Ayala, is supposedly co-owner but really, who do you think is the one that bank rolled the entire project? Not Trace with his salary as JT's assistant (bitch).

UPDATE: More booty shots... err, I mean, shots of those awesome William Rast jeans!

Amanda Bynes Took Her Sexy Legs For A Walk... AGAIN

Jackson — Mon, 18 May 2009 14:02:00 -0400

Remember that Amanda Bynes dated Doug Reinhardt before he decided to load on Paris Hilton STDs. Anyways, the only news we have about Amanda is that she was apparently getting down with some mystery dude at the Maxim Hot 100 party. Do we care? Not really.

Surprise! Kim Kardashian Went To A Vietnamese Nail Salon!

Jackson — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 12:32:00 -0500

Photo Credit: GABO/bauergriffinonline.com
What else would Kim Kardashian do after her Aquafina, Chanel, and Nike sponsored workout!? But of course! Go to the Vietnamese Nail Salon!