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Bikini Clad Kelly Rowland Fooling Around w/ White Dudes on the Beach

Moe — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Wher'all the rich black dudes at in this photo, damn it?! It's really sad how the African-American community jumps to white meat after coming up on a loot.

Anyway, these were snapped over the weekend on Halloween day as Kelly enjoyed the fruits of her labor in plush Miami Beach.

CAPTION THIS! (Taylor Swift & The Swastika Guy Edition!)

Moe — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 23:00:00 -0400

I understand this is an old pic (from an Internet standpoint), but just saw Glimmer commented with the pic in the Katy Perry birthday post from earlier this week.

2008 PMOY & D-Lister Jayde Nicole Hits Up Urth Caffe! OW!

Moe — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:30:00 -0400

These were snapped a couple days back in Hollywood.

I can't believe she's still wasting her time with Brody Jenner. Shouldn't she be cashing in on her hotness by dating some Hollywood producer by now?! Chop-chop, Jayde---before it's too late!

And, like we previously stated, Jayde & boyfriend Brody join the growing list of celebrities who insist on drinking organic coffee @ Urth Caffe. Whatever the case, I'm sure the coffee tastes better than Starbucks...

Jennifer Love Hewitt @ TAO A& LAVO Anniversary Weekend in Vegas

Jackson — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:15:00 -0400

Just last week there were rumors that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy had split but quick to put out the fire was Jamie's reps saying they were made-up. The rumors came up when Perez Hilton claimed that he'd been cheating on Jennifer with his ex, Shannon Funk.

"This is a completely fabricated story made up by a disgruntled former employee, terminated for cause. Jamie and Jennifer are happy and still together." Source

Jennifer Love Hewitt @ 61st Primetime Emmy Awards

Jackson — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:31:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Remember those extremely photoshopped covers of Jennifer Love Hewitt for Shape Magazine? Well, here are a few quotes from her. Read and react... you know she's totally lying and is still very insecure about herself (i.e. fat booty photo).

“He’s inspired me to improve my diet,” she says of boyfriend Jamie Kennedy. “He has a salad with every meal, plus lots of fruit, fish, and vegetables.

“Last summer we were in Monaco. Every morning we ran for 40 minutes through the streets of Monte Carlo. It was an amazing way to see the city. Now when we travel, we try to explore the places by running.”

“I fall asleep feeling beautiful. Then, in the morning, before I leave the house, I say five things I love about myself, like ‘You have really pretty eyes.’ That way I can go out into the world with that little bit of extra confidence. It’s a feel-good protein shake in my back pocket in case someone messes with me that day.” Source

Is This The Dude That's Sleeping With Emmanuelle Chriqui?

Jackson — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:31:00 -0400

In an interview from last year, Emmanuelle Chriqui stated that she's been with her boyfriend fo 5 years and he's an architect. So does this dude look like an architect? Does it look like there's any sexual chemistry between these two?

Anyways, look for Emmanuelle in the upcoming film, Women in Trouble, set for release on November 13th.

Sophie Monk Went Out For Sushi With This Dude

Jackson — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:00:00 -0400

Okay, so the dude pictured above is apparently her new boyfriend, Dr. John Diaz, a plastic surgeon. She recently said she was dating a doctor and now that we know it's a plastic surgeon, as long as they're together we'll have to speculate if he's giving her some free work done.

“Everyone’s going to pick me apart now, even though I’ve had nothing done. But my mum’s going to hit him up, she’s like, ‘What can he do for me?’” Source

Amber Rose & Kanye West @ 2009 MTV Video Music Awards

Jackson — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:01:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

A day after storming on the stage, Kanye West is apologizing and feels regret for making an ass out of himself at the VMAs. Is he gonna blame it on the Henny???

Anyways, here's what he had to say on the Jay Leno Show, he also says he plans to take some time off...

"Dealing with the fact that I hurt someone or took anything away, you know, from a talented artist—or from anyone—because I only wanted to help people,"

"My entire life, I've only wanted to do and give something that I felt was right and I immediately knew in this situation that it was wrong,"

"It's actually someone's emotions that I stepped on. It was rude, period. I'd like to apologize to her in person." Source

Check the video of Kanye on Leno

Again, if you missed what happened at the VMAs during Taylor Swift's speech...

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We didn't even get to talking about Amber Rose...

Today's Megan Fox Random Un-Newsworthy Candid Photos!

Jackson — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:01:00 -0400

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still in Toronto and ate at a sushi restaurant. Yup, breaking news.

In other Megan Fox news, she's quoted to say that she'll never film herslf having sex or do a nude scene in a movie... we'll just wait and see.

"It would take one shot of me not looking good, and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film. It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet.”

"Literally all I have left are my private parts, and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!" Source

Today's Megan Fox Random Un-Newsworthy Candid Photos!

Jackson — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:32:00 -0400

Yesterday we had the "Here's What Waking Up Next To Megan Fox Feels Like..." post. Today, we get to see Megan Fox but with the lucky bastard that is actually doing that. I purposely cropped out Brian Austin Green since we know he's not what you want to look at.

Here's What Waking Up Next To Megan Fox Feels Like...