Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Filming "Just Go With It" in Malibu

Jackson — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 10:00:00 -0400

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Just Go With It stars Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston, and Nicole Kidman. Who knows why these two got casted but seems like their roles are lame and irrelevant. Anyways, after putting all that money into her plastic surgery, looks like Heidi thinks she's reaping the benefits.

Heidi Montag Does A Creepy Lingerie Photo Shoot in Las Vegas

Moe — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:29:00 -0500

We don't know whether to be turned on or extremely freaked out, so you guys take a stab at these. And, even though the whorebag won't admit it, we all know King Douche Spencer Pratt is behind all this bullshit. God knows what kind of spell or drugs he's working on Heidi to make her walk this suicidal path, but it must be somewhat similar to what Brian Austin Green is using on Megan Fox...

Heidi Montag Wins Quote of the Day Prize w/ "Inner Beauty" Comment

Moe — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:00:00 -0500

As per People mag, King Douche Spencer Pratt apparently doesn't like Heidi's plastic surgery. Following the procedure he says, "it was the worst experience of my life. Nobody that loves a loved one should see that."

And, what does Heidi "I-want-my-own-reality-show" Montag think in response?

"At the end of the day we do share a same opinion: It's my body and I need to feel comfortable as a woman, as a person, and my inner beauty is always there and that's what's most important," she says. [Source]

Who the fuck comes up with this shit? Is just bad writing in an attempt to boost ratings & sell magazines or are these people simply smoking serious crack?

Sound Off About Queen Fame-Whore Heidi Montag Over Here

Moe — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:31:00 -0500

These were snapped last November.

I know you guys have all read, seen & heard about drama queen Heidi Montag's wholly fabricated love affair with plastic surgery, so we won't go there. What I'm wondering is where's her douche bag butt-buddy Spencer Pratt? Is he hiding in some Hollywood basement carefully orchestrating the bullshit media hoopa being created by Heidi's latest issues??

The couple feverishly promoted their book "How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture" back in November and then suddenly disappeared until now. I guess they're putting their cheap fame-whoring tactics from the book into action. I don't know whether to get pissed & break something or to shake my head in shame & sorrow for humanity.

I just can't believe the evening celebrity shows & mags have nothing better to report than Heidi Montag. What the fuck, right? I just always thought that no one gave a shit about these two, but I guess the media must be really desperate for ratings & magazine sales.

Here's her "Good Morning America" interview:

Update: Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Still Alive & Well.

Moe — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

It's still shocking to me how these two are still faking their relationship & even more shocking that they're still employed by MTV. Maybe when the world ends December, 2012, it would be all that painful.

The couple were recently on MTV's "It's On With Alexa Chung" talking about their show & their new book "How To Be Famous." I think I'm gonna go puke now.

It's On with Alexa Chung - MTV Shows

What Did Heidi Montag Tell Audrina Patridge?

Jackson — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:58:00 -0400

Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag were at Cafe Midi in L.A. filming for The Hills. Audrina is set to start filming her own reality tv show in December and Heidi is still an outright fame whore, not showing up to her sister's (Holly Montag) birthday party because she wasn't going to be paid for the appearance. Heidi has since denied that claim.

Heidi Montag Commits Mistake #1: Walks Around With A Hotter Friend

Moe — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:30:00 -0400

Heidi hits up The Coffee Bean with a hot friend. We're pretty sure Spencer's slept with her.

Normally Heidi Montag looks like a hot piece of ass b/c she's walking around with that bitch-ass douchebag, but when she's spotted with a decently hot chick, Heidi looks somewhat pasty & pudgy. This reminds us of the time when Rachel Bilson decided to grab brunch with her hot friend...

Booty Rating: Heidi Montag did a Bikini Photo Shoot in the Bahamas!

Moe — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:30:00 -0400

Hey, just be glad King Douche isn't present in these pics. And, just in case you missed out on a flood posts featuring Heidi at the Miss Universe pageant, here's a quick review:

Heidi Montag Still Scheduled To Perform @ Miss Universe 2009

Heidi Montag: Miss Universe Pageant Performance Rehearsal

Heidi Montag Still Scheduled To Perform @ Miss Universe 2009

Jackson — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:53:00 -0400

No turning back now, Heidi Montag is now rehearsing in The Bahamas for tonight's telecast of the Miss Universe pageant. Dayana Mendoza will be passing on her title but to who? Who's the favorite? Who's your pick?

Vote in the poll... I could only break it out to 5 choices.

Heidi Montag: Miss Universe Pageant Performance Rehearsal

Jackson — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:30:00 -0400

The Miss Universe Pageant is this Sunday, August 23rd, and of all people, Heidi Montag will be the performer!? WTF!?!? She'll be performing her single "Body Language." I wonder if this performance will include the Spencer Pratt rap... yup, he raps too!!!

Aside from rehearsal, the two have still got time to whore out Heidi's Playboy issue... and those really lame photos.

"I am so excited to perform ... at Miss Universe for my first ever live performance. This is such a miracle in life and I give thanks to God everyday for this once in a lifetime opportunity." Source