Yesica Toscanini

Yesica Toscanini Brings The Afternoon Links!

Jackson — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:30:00 -0500

- Kitty Lea Is Naughty Elf [HollywoodTuna]
- Thanksgiving Table Talk: 50 Things Not to Say [CO-ED Magazine]
- Holly Montag Shows Her Panties on MTV Canada [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Miranda Kerr For Page Six Magazine [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Tara Reid wants a baby [Celebslam]

- Super Two’s Day: Keyshia Cole [Complex]
- Carson Daly Is Going To Be A Daddy [Dlisted]
- Angelina is 3 Months Pregnant with Child Number 7 [Yeeah]
- Mariah Carey is Pregnant? [Derek Hail]
- Kristen Stewart is smoking pot [The Blemish]

- Koken met Snoop en Martha [Flabber]
- Mischa Barton Kinda Looks Like a Fish [Celeb Parasite]
- Britney’s bodyguard says she is still bulimic and crazy [Cele|bitchy]
- Christina Aguilera/ Kelly Osbourne [The Bastardly Society]

- CURVEMASTER MAKES BOOBS BIGGER [Manofest]
- Christina Aguilera is a Depressing Clown [The Grumpiest]
- New Star Trek Trailer With Mr. Spock [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Yesica Toscanini Brings The Afternoon Links!

Jackson — Fri, 02 May 2008 17:30:00 -0400

Don't forget to whitelist the Bastardly in your Ad-blocking software & visit our friendly sponsors!! Read their sites & buy their goods! Help a fellow bastard out, damn it!
- Lily Allen’s Nipples On Her Birthday [HollywoodTuna]
- Miss COED: Julie Sandberg, Ramapo ‘09 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Elisha Cuthbert is Wasted [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are More Influential Than Oprah [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Rosie O’Donnell is returning to daytime television [Celebslam]
- ale in her latest next ad [The Bastardly Society]

- Gary Coleman's appearance on "Divorce Court" [Dlisted]
- Madonna gets her pimp look on [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Dakota Fanning grows up overnight [Cele|bitchy]
- Pink continues parading around the beach [The Blemish]

- Octopus van 500 kilo [Flabber]
- Britney Spears Bikini & Boys [CityRag]
- Spencer Pratt is helpful [DerekHail]
- Britney has Advice for Miley [Celeb Warship]

- Titty Flopping Sex Scenes (NSFW)[Uber]
- Kelly Brook dressed like someone’s mom [Fatback Media]
- Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- New Hancock Trailer Looks Really, Really Good [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course...

Yesica Toscanini vs. Marissa Miller - The Bastardly Sexy Legs Matchup

Jackson — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:01:00 -0500

These snaps are from the 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Party

Yesica Toscanini Does 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Moe — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:01:00 -0500

Yesica Toscanini for MAX Magazine

Jackson — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 13:00:00 -0400

I haven't come across anything for the lovely Yesica since her Bastardly Matchup w/ Marissa Miller. Well, here we have a photoshoot for MAX magazine...damn, this girl needs some love on the Bastardly Sexiest Women 2006 poll too!!!

UPDATE: So not all these pictures are of the lovely Yesica and I'm ashamed of that...anyways, damn you MAX Magazine and damn you whoever put together this photoset for me!!!...shit, naming every file yesica_toscanini

Marissa Miller vs. Yesica Toscanini - Bastardly Matchup

Jackson — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:00:00 -0500

Okay, I think this is a fair Bastardly Matchup...you got two SI models and this is from the same event so it's not like putting grainy candids vs airbrushed professional photography.

So here we have Marissa Miller and Yesica Toscanini...I'll have to go w/ the one w/ the sexier sounding name....and that's not Marissa.