Did John Mayer Get Some Jennifer Aniston Ass in Miami?

Moe — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:10:00 -0400

Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.co
These stalkerish bikini pics were snapped at the Mandarin in Miami, Florida.

Bastardly Questions that come to mind:

1. Why go for Jennifer Aniston's hasbeen ass when you can hit any hot piece of ass located @ clubs & bars all across Miami Beach?!
2. Why is John Mayer recycling chicks on his Previously Banged List? Is it out of convenience? Boredom? Maybe, pity?

Derek Jeter vs John Mayer: Bastardly Luckiest Bastard Matchup

Moe — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:22:00 -0400

Major props to J-Sin for hooking us up once again. He writes:

Personally, i think Jeter just barely edges out Mayer. Jessica Alba?
C'mon!

Peace!

Here's a snippet from SI.com:

Jeter comes to the table with Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minillo. Mayer counters with Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz. [SI]

I gotta admit, each dude has banged his share of hotties, but I'm leaning toward Derek Jeter on this one. Jessica Alba? Vanessa Minnillo? Scarlet?! Fuck, man! Those are all chicks in the Bastardly Hottie Hall of Tasty Fame, so Derek Jeter is pretty much living the Bastardly Dream. Damn bastardwhorebag.