Sex & Celebrities

Is Gisele Bundchen Actually Good In Bed?!

Moe — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 14:47:00 -0400

Just look at the size of her ass in some of these pics---it's almost gross. Gisele Bundchen Sex must be very similar to trying to fuck a sofa. I bet she just lays there letting the dude use & abuse her frail body, but then again, that's just my take.

I'm pretty sure she's one of those chicks you keep around b/c...

A. She's super hot & considered super hot by almost everyone @ parties
And B., She knows tons of other super hot chicks who you can sample on the side & behind her back

Ugly & Angry Cameron Diaz Brings The Links!

Moe — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:30:00 -0400

- Jessica Simpson Upskirt Covered Up? [HollywoodTuna]
- It's My Party And I Can Wear A Tiara If I Want To [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jezus goes Pornobeurs [Flabber.nl]
- Lindsay's in a bad mood this morning [Celebslam]
- J Love's Big Boobs and Birthing Hips [Drunken Stepfather]
- bit on celebs+celeb blogs/celeb watching from the ny times.... [The Bastardly Society]

- Who's the Breast Booble Girl? [Complex]
- Kerry Katona Held At Knife Point! [Dlisted]
- Becks bans the Spice Girls from staying over [SOW]
- Prince Gives Away Album [Cele|bitchy]
- Look What the Cat Dragged In [Fatback and Collards]
- Nike For Feminists [CityRag]

- Penelope Cruz in the Rain [The Grumpiest]
- Elisha Cuthbert almost died [The Blemish]
- Elena Santarelli is pretty. [Horny Oyster]

- Charlie Sheen Buys Punching Bag, Gets Married! [DerekHail]
- Gone Baby Gone Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

The Bastardly Morning Report by Sly Stallone's F'd Up Face

Moe — Mon, 21 May 2007 10:58:29 -0400

- Sly Gets Fined For Doping [DLISTED]

- Britney Spears is Bringing Sexy Back [IDLYITW]

- Marilyn Manson's soulless marriage [FF]

- Avril Lavigne Needs an Ass Kicking [YEEEAH]

- Have you guys heard the new Smashing Pumkins song? [SPINNER]

- John Mayer finally dumped Jessica Simpson. Bitch needs to go into depression & O.D.. Or something. [PEOPLE]

- Discuss: Lloyd Alexander dies at 83 [THE BASTADLY SOCIETY]

Young Jessica Biel & Scarlett Johansson Bring the Morning Links

Moe — Wed, 16 May 2007 10:44:00 -0400

- Aston Kutcher is the The Unibomber [DLISTED]

- Bud Bundy from Married with Children was arrested for possession of weed. [USA TODAY]

- The Dallas Cowboys are Doomed [IDLYITW]

- Anna Nicole Diary: Sex, Surgery, Sadness [YAHOO]

Bastardly Weekend Review: Nicole ButtaCat Doll, Baby Doll Preston, & J. Alba

Moe — Mon, 14 May 2007 15:00:23 -0400

Click on each photo for more goodies!

The Bastardly Morning Report by Tiger Woods' New Love Pad

Moe — Tue, 08 May 2007 10:39:39 -0400

- An Olsen Monkey Sighting!! [DLISTED]

- Paris Violates Probation Again [YEEEAH.COM]

- I was thinking about another Austin Powers the other day (yes, I have dumb thoughts) & look at this...! [Scifi.com]

- Dee Hoss can't visit his daughters anymore [YAHOO!]

Drunk David Hasselhoff Needs Kitt's Help!!!

Moe — Thu, 03 May 2007 19:22:44 -0400

I'm sure a lot of you bastards have been in a similar position. Let's reflect a little...

- Kate Bosworth Nipples Will Doâ€¦ If You're An Infant [HollywoodTuna]
- Is There a Kate Bosworth Nipple Slip in There? [Egotastic!]
- Paris Hilton still super humble [Celebslam]
- Love It Or Hate It: Geri Halliwell [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Day Dreamin' of Spiderman 3 of the Day [Drunken Stepfather]
- One Day of Blog Silence...is this an overreaction? [The Bastardly Society]

- They are Going to "Whoop" His Ass [Dlisted]
- Douglas and Zeta-Jones went to Petra Nemcova's fundraiser, didn't donate [Cele|bitchy]
- Rachel Leigh Cook Likes Fancy Pens [Fatback and Collards]
- Family Guys Steals from The Simpsons [Hollywood Rag]
- Celebrities That Resemble Dogs [CityRag]

- Jodie Marsh is a sexy nurse [Horny Oyster]
- Paris Hilton might go to jail [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- El Cantante gets a new poster [The Blemish]
- Cool Stop Motion Animation Ad [The Grumpiest]

- Busta- Justa Shot of Hennessy Did Me In! [ChugsAndJugs]
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Break Up [DerekHail]
- Keira Knightley Wants To Quit Acting [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

The Bastardly Morning Report by Vanessa, Former BLOTD

Moe — Thu, 03 May 2007 10:43:42 -0400

Meet Vanessa, Former Bastardly Lady of the Day

Thanks to some ideas contributed by our 10-member community @ The Bastardly Society, Jackson & I will be pushing a campaign to help bring in new submissions. If you think you're hot, please submit your photos just like all the wonderful ladies of the Bastardly Past! Our community is full of extremely kind & critical individuals scattered all across the globe who are looking to improve the way people look by leaving 'helpful' comments.

Email at least five casual photos of yourself to our Photo Department & we'll see if you're worthy!! All rules & disclaimers are over here, so please read & submit!

And this morning's links...

- Lindsay Lohan Caught White Handed? [DLISTED]

- Beastie Boys New Album's an Instrumental?! [PITCHFORK]

- Tom Cruise Isn't Going to Like This [IDLYITW]

- Kirsten Dunst Defies Mathematics [YEEEAH]

The Bastardly Morning Report by Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit

Moe — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:47:46 -0400

- Britney's Dad Speaks Out, Brit Lashes Out Right Back [POPSUGAR]

- Annoying Cameron Diaz is Not Drunk, She's Disgusting [DLISTED]

- Who the Hell is Eva Habermann? [THE GRUMPIEST]

- Brad Pitt & Coen brothers hook up for an upcoming movie [HOLLYWOOD REPORTER]

Meagan Good Brings The Bastardly Links!

Moe — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:34:33 -0400

These were snapped @ the Athletes For Charity Art Exhibition & Auction

- What's That Under Fergie's Panties? [HollywoodTuna]
- Lindsay Lohan Hacked - MySpace, Gmail and BlackBerry [Egotastic!]
- Lunch with Stacy Keibler [Celebslam]
- Exclusive Mandy Moore Pictures [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Britney Spears Likes to Dance [Drunken Stepfather]
- Meet my new Idol [The Bastardly Society]

- Snoop Dogg Doesn't Get Out Of Bed For Less Than An X-Box A Day [Cele|bitchy]
- HAHA! Finally a Real Star Gets a Star [Dlisted]
- Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Withdrawn [Fatback and Collards]
- Alec Baldwin is a Great Dad [Yeeeah!]
- Donatella Versace's Silly Putty Face [CityRag]
- Jessica Simpson is Braless Like Popeye [Hollywood Rag]

- Jessica Simpson Thinks Beds are Toilets [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Milla Jovovich Does Italian GQ [Popoholic]
- Jessica Simpson probably dresses in the dark [The JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Alec Baldwin wants to â€œstraighten outâ€ his 11-year-old [Blemish]
- Sarah Harding is exquisite [Horny Oyster]
- Akon Molests a Random Girl on Stage [Derek Hail]

- 60 Second Celebrity Red Carpet Interviews [A Socialite's Life]
- Awful Sports Movies [Double Viking]
- CH Sports Weekly: We Wanna Fight Tim Duncan, Too! [CollegeHumor]
- And today's hottie isâ€¦ [UseMyComputer]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]