The First "I Hate Jennifer Aniston" Post

MikeRT, one of our fellow Bastardly Socialites was the first to comment on how much he hates Jennifer Aniston.

I love the way you think, Mike.




Jennifer Aniston. I laugh at her bottom each day.

It brings joy to the world, and little children everywhere - even the blind ones, make loud guffawing noises as they see her walk by on the street.

She knows it's hilarious. We know it's hilarious. Even her lovers have probably laughed as they've ploughed her from behind.

It's not that we like to make fun of Jennifer Maniston. It's the fact that she's making fun of herself. By just being her.


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66 Scandalous Comments

This makes no sense.

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006 @ 12:47pm
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CHINNIFER MANISTON WILL NEVER, EVER WIN AN OSCAR..
CHINNIFER MANISTON WILL NEVER HAVE THE BABY SHE WANTED WITH BRAD
CHINNIFER MANISTON WILL NEVER LOOK AS HOT AS ANGELINA JOLIE

Thursday, March 2nd, 2006 @ 7:56pm
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i'm no fan of maniston...but is there something wrong with having a juicy ass? i assume it's volumptous by the captions...but then again i never noticed it so enlighten me.

Friday, March 3rd, 2006 @ 2:48am
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I HATE ANISTON!

SHE HAS A UGLY HUGE CHIN! SHE WILL NEVER LOOK LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE!!

ANGELINA IS WAY HOTTER!! IM HAPPY HE IS WITH HER NOW!

Sunday, March 5th, 2006 @ 12:13pm
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Yasmin there is nothing wrong with having a juicy ass...there is something wrong with having a wide, shapeless ass like Maniston.

Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 @ 6:36pm
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Be it (and it's well known) that I am definitely NO fan of Jen's.....but having a juicy ass just sounds down right NASTY. Ew.

;P

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 @ 9:47pm
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my goodnes she is so ugly why on earth is she famous it must be her dads money plus her millions she's using to be famous. I have never seen an actress look more like a man than her; her chin is so long she's practically disfigured I hate to say it but she's not even plain she's clearly up there with elephant man ugly. Stick the most ugliest woman on a famoust hit tv show, people will be brainwashed into thinking shes hot its so sad and so sick but its the truth. Sorry Chinnifer you never did brainwash me I clearly see an ugly dog every time i look at you what do you do with your millions? oops None OF MY BUSINESS. DONT LET TV BRAINWASH YOU!

Friday, March 17th, 2006 @ 10:55pm
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jen if sooo beautiful and gorgeous......she has a kick a@@ body!!

Sunday, March 19th, 2006 @ 11:02am
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Now i know what she reminds me of she looks like the creatures from the movie The Dark Crystal

Monday, March 27th, 2006 @ 7:50pm
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I do hope you're talking about the Skeksis.....and not the gelflings.

;P

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 3:26am
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I like you guys and I hate maniston! she sleeps around! angelina is so fuckin hot!!! I wish she'd go down on me! Im Bi, anyone feel the same way?

Friday, April 7th, 2006 @ 10:06pm
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My husband and I are sick and tired of seeing Jennifer Aniston everywhere on television. In the late 1990s, we walked out of two different Aniston films and vowed to never watch another one of her films again. Since then, we have stuck to our promise. She is an over-rated, lousy actress with NO talent. Aniston lucked out with her role on "Friends" (as did the other actors) because her character, as Rachel, reflected her individual personality vs. any acting talent or skills. In addition, she lucked out marrying Brad Pitt; the marriage boosted her movie offers. Now, the movie industry is putting out hundreds of lousy films, some of them with ineffective actors such as Aniston, and the industry is suffering. Her lack of non-box-office hits is indicative of a lot, and we wish the movie industry would get a clue that she is a horrible actress and looks like a man with long hair, too!

Sunday, April 16th, 2006 @ 12:21pm
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You need to get a life and grow up. Find something better to do

Saturday, April 29th, 2006 @ 9:13am
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I don't hate Jennifer , but she is BORING. She is no Angelina Jolie.
No way ..no how. Comparison between the two are ridiculous.

Thursday, May 4th, 2006 @ 7:26pm
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ur right jazzyjaz they dunt hav nothing better 2 do than just talk about jennifer aniston lik get alive !! u ppl
peace out

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006 @ 5:59pm
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I always thought that jennifer was hugely overrated. While it is true that Angelina has had a racy past, sometimes it takes a while to finally come into your own, and Angeline has. She is gorgeous and I believe that her past has shaped her into a truly peaceful and wondeful person. I especially love that she is so totally devoted to world peace and her kids. She is beautiful inside and out. All jennifer does is shop and whine. Vince is a good time guy and will dump her soon. This is simply a rebound match. Vince will never compare to brad and everytime Jennifer is alone she cries because she knows that. Angeline is a beautiful goddess and Brad is lucky to have her.

Monday, May 22nd, 2006 @ 8:48am
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Angelina Jolie rules, Chinnifer UGLY Maniston drools like the ugly dog she is. Bow-wow! I didn't used to hate you, Chinnifer, but there is only SO much I can stand of seeing you, SO much pity that I can have for your pampered, media-manipulative self!!

Thursday, May 25th, 2006 @ 5:59pm
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Yuck! I really don't get the fascination her so-called fans have with this ugly, talentless bitch. I guess it gives them hope that even if you're ugly and have no talent for acting, you can become famous. All you have to do is get a good mouthpiece to hype you up and brainwash the public into thinking you're even worth it and viola! Instant Chinnifer Manniston! All hype, no substance. I'm sick and tired of seeing her ugly face everywhere. It's like you can't escape it...eeeek! And geebus, what's up with that chin? Maybe she should donate a portion of it to some worthy cause and then maybe she can move up a rank from ugly to just "plain".

Saturday, May 27th, 2006 @ 5:05am
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Wow, this is a hilarious site. Seriously though, I agree with the conclusion that Jen Aniston is not what you would call "beautiful". Her features are very hard to look at. Furthermore, she has no acting skills but then again there are a lot of actors who can't act and Jen is one of them. But, she sure does have a lot of rabid fans. I'm not pro-Jolie per se but seems like Angelina has a lot more going for her compared to Jen. I noticed a lot of people still blame Angie for the breakup but the fact of the matter is, it's Brad who made his choice. Besides wasn't he already divorced from Jen when he started dating Jolie? If that's the case, I don't see anything wrong with that. Was Jen expecting him to remain single? Also, the fact that Aniston was going around talking about her failed marriage to whomever will listen makes her appear more pathetic than anything. Her relationship with Vince seems to be an attempt to save face. It's almost a copy cat of the Pitt-Jolie union where they're linked with their co-stars. Oh well, just my $.02.

Sunday, May 28th, 2006 @ 9:53am
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The woman next to her has a bigger chin, why are you all hating her so much?

Sunday, May 28th, 2006 @ 10:07am
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Phred,

Why does it bother you if we 'hate her so much"? You're on the wrong forum! What do you expect out of an anti-Aniston blog? Isn't there a forum for Aniston where you can express your love for her?

Sunday, May 28th, 2006 @ 12:12pm
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I agree with Sandi Jen just gives hope to all the ugly women out there because Jen was so ugly she found fame and fortune and she even married a hot guy all the ugly women secretly have that dream. But it didn't work out too long now did it. Her show is finally over and so is her marriage. Her time is finally coming the only thing that makes her ugliness so sickening is that she is ALSO ugly ON THE INSIDE and that is why I dont like her. If I really thought she had a good personality I wouldn't post anything about her.

Sunday, May 28th, 2006 @ 10:10pm
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I HATE JENNIFER ANISTON .SHE IS SO FALSE AND PLASTIC . SHE WILL NEVER BE HALF THE WOMAN ANGELINA JOLIE IS .ANISTON IS JUST AN ATTENTION CRAVING HOLLYWOOD BITCH AND MISS ANGELINA JOILE IS THE REAL THING . SHE DOES NOT NEED TO SEEK ATTENTION SHE DEMANDS IT BY THE HUMANE THINGS SHE DOES . SHE PREFERS TO GO TO AFICA AND HELP THE POOR AND AIDS RAVISHED PEOPLE IN AFRICA ,SHE ALSO WORKS AS A GOOD WILL AMBASSADOR.ANGELINA JOILE IS A CAPTIVATING AND INISPIRNG WOMAN .SO TO HELL WITH ANISTON AND FAKE ASS OPRAH WINFREY .

Sunday, May 28th, 2006 @ 10:30pm
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What I don't understand is why is everybody either blaming Angie or Jennifer for what happened? The one to blame here is Brad because it was he who cheated on his wife. What bothers me is the people who condone infidelity as if it's somehow okay to commit adultery because you're feeling unfulfilled for a moment. If these two people were truly commited with each other in the first place, no woman or man can come between them. Marriage is not something you commit to only during your wedding vows. It is an everyday commitment whether you're having a great time or going through a rough patch. If you fall out of love with your partner, at least have the decency to end things cleanly before you jump into the bandwagon of the next best thing.

Monday, May 29th, 2006 @ 4:10am
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I agree with Phoebe on everything. I ,too, blame Brad for the breakup. I think he's an asshole. I hope Angie leaves him because he's not worthy of her or even Chinnifer. He's ugly too. Not as ugly as Chinnifer, but still. And I don't care for the media whoring that Chin is pulling.

Monday, May 29th, 2006 @ 12:13pm
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I bet Brad is very sorry he ever married ugly Jen in the first place. I bet she was his biggest mistake ever, you know just let the poor guy make a mistake in peace we all make mistakes. It must suck to be a mans mistake (Jen), sometimes I think Brad's the victim. I mean that poor guy had to be be married to that ugly woman for 7 years imagine how awful that must have been for him. Maybe thats why George Clooney said they looked beautiful together to try and make him feel a bit better out of pity, he knew deep down she was an ugly dog.

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006 @ 6:41pm
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Yep, I bet Brad IS sorry he realized he was married to an ugly woman. She may be ugly on the outside but more importantly, she was probably ugly on the inside also. Who knows, maybe she was a real bitch to live with and that's why Brad probably got tired of her. Why else would he cheat?

Thursday, June 1st, 2006 @ 1:56am
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Attention Jazzyjaz and la ecuatoriana:

This site is specifically designed for negatively commenting about Jennifer Aniston, in case you ignorantly and obliviously neglected to realize that. You both need to get a life and stop randomly searching the Internet for things that don't pertain to your interests, unlike the rest of us! Why don't the two of you get a fucking education and learn how to comprehend and type? If you had half the intellect, you would hate Maniston, too.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 1:56pm
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Yes...take Erin's advice and find a forum where you can declare your "love" for the Chin Man. I'm sure forums such as those abound, given the fact that a lot of people think this bitch is worth the praise.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 4:50pm
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Wow I think she's made that really odd assortment of people in the background look normal. Who would have thought that Maniston's ugly sister had an even bigger jaw? So is that what Chinifer looked like pre-op?

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 5:06pm
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Here's something for the chin lovers to do-learn English!!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 5:09pm
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Go away you Maniston lovers!

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 6:44pm
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I am so happy to find you guys. I thought I was the only sane person in America that realized Jennifer can't act. According to the media she is hot to trot. She seems to be playing the same character in every movie. You know I never paid attention to her chin, maybe that is the reason she talks like her teeth are glued together. She barely moves her mouth when she talks. She dosen't seem to have much depth to her. I think Brad just got bored. Being with Angelina, he has learned to fly planes, has a motorcycle partner, traveled to exotic places, has hardcore wild sex. And still find time to be a humanitarian. All I ever seen him do with Jennifer is walk the red carpet.

Saturday, June 3rd, 2006 @ 10:00pm
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LOL! Jennifer Aniston does talk like her teeth are glued together. She is so annoying, with he fake ass American sweethear shit. The media's campaign is backfiring so bad. No amount of P.R. can make this wide jawed, long chinned, boy bodied bitch appealing to anyone except that drunk ass Vince. I even feel sorry for the guy. Besides what charity work has Jen done in her life. She thinks life is about movies, money and red carpet but it's not. Even beauties such as Niomi Judd are going to poor nations doing their part. I'm glad Pitt got a woman with more to offer than just the hollywood life. Plus Angie is fine as hell and is a mother of three??????? Come on now, there is NO comparison here.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 2:50am
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Yes, I think it's about time people wake up to the reality of what Ms Aniston really is about. She's fake, has no talent and is very unattractive. It's so annoying how so many people bought into the hype surrounding her. I don't get it. But then again, a lot of people who thought she was hot shit are really nothing but sheep so I guess it's not too surprising at all.
But not to worry. Soon she will disappear into the background, never to be heard of again.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 4:47am
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I HATE JENNIFER MANISTON!!!! She is fake, ugly, and undeserving of Brad Pitt. She's a MAN BITCH that's what she is. I HATE HER. BITCH.

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 11:55pm
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How much do you think Jennifer and Vince Vaughns baby pic would go for? She might as well take birth control forever-------that is not a pretty picture

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:13am
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Yeah, it's probably best she doesn't procreate w/ anyone at all cuz she'll just ugly up any baby she may have. Oooops I forgot, she's a man anyway so she can't give birth. My bad.

Friday, June 9th, 2006 @ 12:15pm
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MANY PEOPLE LIKE HER. I WATCHED HER TV COMEDY, HER MOVIES BUT I STILL DON'T LIKE THIS STAR.SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SPECIAL. BEAUTIFUL? ?? OH NO GOOD ACTRESS?????? OH NO NO NO . WHY SHE FAMOUS?????IF COMPARE TO OTHER STARS. SHE IS BEHIND THEM.

Saturday, July 8th, 2006 @ 12:15am
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maniston is in the butterface club with penelop cruz and fergie
i never thought she was hot ur on crack if u think she is she cud atleast have a entertaining personality but she duznt even have that shes blaaaa
she looks like my one friends mom whod id never touch in my life

Monday, July 10th, 2006 @ 5:26pm
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#9
" ...her chin is so long she’s practically disfigured... she’s clearly up there with elephant man ugly." BAWAHAHAHAHAHA
"Stick the most ugliest woman on a famoust hit tv show, people will be brainwashed into thinking shes hot.." I agree completely and I can't figure out why people think Sarah Jessica Parker is also beautiful?!? I guess we're brainwashed to think this skinny blonde woman with her annoying breathless voice & beady eyes dressing in designer clothes & shoes is beautiful.....WTF?!?!

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 @ 6:31pm
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I agree with ya'll. maniston has got to go. and she should drag her chin with her, and her deformed nose. I didn't realize how deformed nose was til i actually went to the movies and saw one of her movies.

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006 @ 1:20am
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Jennifer...watching her in movies and in friends I came to the conclusion that she is a dim witted, shallow nonentity, who gets by on a hairdo that covers most of her face most of the time. Now I like that 'cos I'm a fuckin' loser and the only kind of birds I ever get are dim witted shallow nonentities. Most of the time not as good looking, but that's because Chinnifer has a budget for clothes and can make the best of her limited assets, not like the slags I usually pull, who work in school cafeterias or low end retail jobs (if they have them). (Mind you I haven't pulled anything for ages, except my own wire). I can see the scene as Chin and I wake on a Saturday morning after a night on the piss and about four hours physical combat trying to get my sadly underused block and tackle to work. The makeup will be gone, replaced by the lined, saggy face of a woman who has reached early middle age in the full knowledge that this is going to be as good as it ever gets, waking up beside a bloated, balding old wreck, who daren't light a cigarette in case his farts set the bed on fire and has breath like a badger's asshole. Who can't wait to see her get up and go, so he can have a wank in peace. So Jen has a purpose in life, which is slowing down the descent into alcoholic tedium of beta males like me and preventing us from leaping off the nearest bridge. We don't need conversation, talent or any sort of skills - just a warm sentient body every six weeks or so, providing additional evidence (as if I needed it) that life sucks and everyone else has a better time than me. Not that suck would get into the equation at all. I wouldn't put my sad wrinkled member anywhere near any primate with a mandible like that.

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006 @ 8:23pm
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Yeah, thanks Robby for bringing up that other talentless tosser, Sarah Jessica Parker, who's a freakin' midget with a face like horse. The equine equivalent would be I suppose a pit pony or one of those minature donkeys you get in petting zoos. I wonder if she craps like a horse too - just lets it go wherever she is. And that breathless, vaguely authoritarian voice - it sets my car alarm off, except the car alarm doesn't work and I can't be bothered getting it fixed. No wonder one of the other ones decided to become a muff diver, SJP would talk anyone out of having hetro sex. I suppose if you got Calista Flockhart and SJP and did a mix and match with their bodies, the various bits and pieces, but kept the aggregate weight, you might get something worth having a wank over. I don't mean four tits or anything like that but two tits made up from the original four if you get what I'm driving at. But maybe just 1 1/2 bums, not the two bums banged together into one, 'cos there's a risk you mind end up with one big bum like Anniston's. But what happens to these slags when they get old and can't wear hair all over their haggard, etoliated faces? It doesn't matter 'cos they'll disappear from view into their richly deserved obscurity only to emerge from time to time to face a DUI rap, like Diana "Lady Stinks of Booze" Ross. Tell you I would't mind shagging is Meryl Streep even if her name sounds like a touthpaste (a product I'm familair with only through reputation) - she's well put together, something you can get your hands around, something you can really strafe, at least until I fall asleep lying on top of her.
"My back is aching/my penis is sore/I simply can't fuck anymore/I'm covered in sweat/And I haven't cum yet/O lord it's a quarter to four." That was in the good old days, about four of them over twenty years I think. Not any more - at quarter to four I usually have to get up to pee; if its not me it's the fuckin' dog, which is about the only thing in the planet more ugly, more scrufulous, more foul smelling, with worse breath, than me. But he's my friend - OK the only one, but I wonder sometimes 'cos when we're watching friends, his pink bit sometimes sticks out. I can't imagine it's Chinnifer, most likely Kudrow, but it's not Schwimmer or whatever his name is 'cos no dog of mine can be a poof.

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006 @ 4:37pm
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oh my...you people are all a litttle nuts, arent you? Obviously no one liked you in high school or something. you act as if she did something to you, either that or you have WAY too much time on your hands and a hell of a lot of hostility towards God knows what. You all have soem serious isuses. You seem to think the ugliest people are "attractive" and dont give enough credit to people who actually are. There is nothing wrong with Jen or her chin...she's absolutely adorable...and obviously the majority of america thinks so or else her bank account wouldnt be a hell of a lot larger than any of yours. Her and her "big chin" are laughing all the way to the bank...losersss. Have fun being alone for the rest of your lives if you think you have room to be so cocky....youre all probably fat, ugly and/or the weird people that rich, good looking people don't associate with. Have fun figuratively sitting by yourselves at the lunch table for the rest of your lives...weirdos.

Monday, August 21st, 2006 @ 3:31pm
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she is not pretty at all. she has a deformed face. her face is hard like a man. her chin is way too big and her forhead way too small. her hairline is shot to hell. i never knew what people saw in her. i guess it's the fact she sucked her way to where she is now. she is horrid. i know her breath stinks like pig guts. her acting is not acting she is playing herself in all of the parts she had ever had:from leprechauns to friends with money. she never acts she is that person on friends and so on.
i have seen her in person and she looks scared all the time. she is unfuckable and she has no skin color. she looks like the walking dead. I gave her a frown when I saw her walking down in Greenwich village and I laughed at her. She pretended not to notice that my friends and I were laughing at her.
I remember when she was on oprah's show and she was so fake and phoney . I would love to hear that she dies or gets her ass kicked. I would celebrate.
Jennifer Anustain is ugly and stinky.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 7:33pm
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Oh my god you guys are SOOOOOOOOO funny.....I'm glad I found this site. I always thought I was a mean harsh bitch but you guys put me to shame.....I LOVE you for it. Aniston is my favorite when it comes to reading what those who don't like her write. Seriously you guys are creative and hysterical...you could work in the entertainment field as writers.

Not a fan of the maniston btw.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 5:50am
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I think times are getting worse for Chinnifer. It is increasingly apparent that the continued resprise of her role in Friends in movies that are getting progressively worse and less profitable is more and more threadbare. She is quite simply too old for the gig anymore and there is nothing in her skillset that would suggest that she could do anything else. Seriously, how long can she go on pretending that she's 25? An alternative for her is to accept the inevitable and enter into a cohabitation arrangement with me and the dog. I am currently between jobs, but I have an impressive resume showing a long time commitment to a career as a fork lift driver in the industrial solvents industry (which may have something to do with the defoliation I have experienced on my head and pubic area, to say nothing of some unsightly marks on my back and legs). I think, with Chinnifer's assistance and support, I can address certain aspects of my life that probably need improving before I can do a red carpet with her in whatever second rate film festival she gets asked to. For example - significant weight loss; an enthusiasm, sometimes unbounded, for Australian chablis from a foil bag; a seemingly unlimited capacity for breaking wind, both anally and orally; certain personal hygeine issues; self abuse - abuse is the correct term, having regard to the increasing reluctance offered by my sad member to show any interest in the sex act whatsoever; my lack of interest in Nascar racing; smoking of tobacco and, when affordable, certain other substances; my willing acceptance of my role in life as a loser, a no-hoper beta male; my surging resentments against the rest of humanity; and more.

Yes Chinnifer, join me. Let us slide together into nothingness - we have so much in common, so much to offer each other. Let's join the legion of the talentless, the vast army of the vacant. And if you have money left, bring that along.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 8:01pm
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I agree this site is hilarious. And of all the people that get talked about she gets talked about the worst. Honestly she was the first celebrity I ever started posting negative comments about. I started at Perez hilton then ended up comeing here. I think the reason people really cant stand her. Is because she is ugly inside and out. She doesn't look anything like a movie star. Even if the woman is that ugly on the outside she has the worst personality and is so cruel I think she should be a little bit more nicer to her fans she hates all of them for liking her. If i really thought she had a nice personality I wouldn't post anything about her.

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 9:36pm
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jennifer aniston is a bitch who sucks on vince vaughns nasty fat dick no prinsses life
for her her crappy movies iven smell like shit

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 11:26pm
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I like jen, her big chin has character, I like the chin. I wouldn't change nothing on her.

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 2:32pm
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MY FAMILY VERY SICK TO SÊE JENIFER ANISTON PICTURES EVERY MAGAZINES. . SHE SO UGLY. HOW COME PEOLE TOOK MANY OF HER PICTURES.FOR WHAT??????OUT THERE MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN S WITH BEAUTIFUL FACE . THOSE MAGAZINES SALEABLE. WITH JEN PICTURES.

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 @ 10:55pm
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MY FAMILY VERY SICK TO SÊE JENIFER ANISTON PICTURES EVERY MAGAZINES. . SHE SO UGLY. HOW COME PEOLE TOOK MANY OF HER PICTURES.FOR WHAT??????OUT THERE MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN S WITH BEAUTIFUL FACE . THOSE MAGAZINES NOT SALEABLE. WITH JEN PICTURES.

Sunday, December 3rd, 2006 @ 10:58pm
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I don't hate jennifer..just find her a little annoying. Also rumours that she is gonna be teaming up with her more annoying friend, Cocks, on the annoying series, Dirt, and they're going to be reenacting a story of a man, supposedly about Brad, and how he "cheated" with a co-star or something..she is using Brad to the fullest power. She should thank Brad that he got her this far and that she had a chance to f-- him(many can only dream!) and move on already and that includes all the more annoying Jennifer fans out there and Angelina haters...way more ridiculous and pathetic than aniston. but anyways aniston is officially a bitch if she is going to reenact something like this. And i am still trying to figure out how brad loved her in the first place??? she is not pretty and her personality just wreaks of fake, not to mention all those surgeries she's had!

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 @ 6:58pm
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JENIFER ANISTON IS A MATERIAL STAR. SHE IS SELFISH. JUST CARE ABOUT HERSELF AND HER BEST FRIENDS. SHE NEVER CARE FOR PO OR PEOPLE.NEVER GIVE AWAY HER MILLION FOR CHARITIES.NOW SHE TRY TO RECONSTRUCT HER FACE(NOSE FIXED AND BOTOX) AND BREAST ENLARGED. SHE COPY COURTENEY COX.NOW THE BOTH TRY TO DO A REAL DIRTY TV SHOW TO MOCK OTHERS.THROUGH THE NEW TV SHOW:DIRT" I THINK BOTH OF THEM ARE REAL DIRT, REAL DIRT, REAL DIRT.

Thursday, January 25th, 2007 @ 1:46pm
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YOU ARE ALL UGLY RETARDS WHO FIND IT CONSOLING TO SAY JENNIFER ANISTON IS UGLY JUST COS YOU CANT BEAR TO LOOK AT YOURSELVES IN THE MIRROR AND IF YOU WERENT UGLY AND FAT THEN YOU WOULD BE OUT MAKING SOMETHING OF YOUR LIVES INSTEAD OF BITCHING ABOUT BEATIFUL SUCCESSFUL TALENTED PEOPLE WHO YOU ARE SO JEALOUS OF. AND BEFORE YOU SAY IM ON THE WRONG SITE LIKE SOME OF YOU IDIOTS ABOVE IM DOING A MEDIA RESEARCH ESSAY AND THIS STUFF IS GOLDEN. ABOUT HOW PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF GORGEOUS CELEBRITIES AND I COULDNT RESIST WRITING THIS COMMENT. IF ANY OF YOU COULD EVEN COMPETE WITH HER YOU WOULD HAVE MADE SOMETHIGN OUT OF YOURSELVES BY NOW INSTEAD OF WRITING ON SOME DUMBASS FORUM ABOUT YOUR SUPERIORS. GET A LIFE, OR IF YOURE TOO UGLY TO DO THAT WHICH ALL YOU IDIOTS MUST BE TO BE INSULTING BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, JUST STOP INSULTING PEOPLE WHICH MAKE YOU ALL LOOK LIKE THE TURD THAT YOU ARE.

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 3:41pm
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LOVEJENNIFER ANISTON

yuo are a looser too if you answered calling people ypu dont know loosers whatever aniston still sucks, i would be more jelouse of scarlet or jessica alba than aniston i am still young and dont wat to look like that bitch.

jennifer aniston sucks

jennifer aniston sucks

jennifer aniston sucks

jennifer aniston sucks

and she is americas biggest troll
at least the people at style critics think so they really hate her.

Sunday, March 11th, 2007 @ 5:46am
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THE BASTARDLY SHOULD CHECK OUT SILVIA NAVARRO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN UGLY ANISTON

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007 @ 1:24am
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Thank god this site has the balls to tell the damn truth! I always knew I wasn't alone in thinking that JENNIFER ANEREXIC is a talentless, gross, beast of a woman, but for the life of me I can't understand why more people haven't accepted it yet.
To say the bitch is ugly should be considered a complement in my book.
1. she has no ass
2. she has no lips
3. she has the floppiest tits I've seen since janet jackson ...and ms. jackson is at least 10 years her senior.
4. what parts of her body that don't look like they belong on a man, look like they belong on a lizard (i.e. her back and her chest have BONES popping out)
5. the lines around her mouth are so deep they look like disfiguring scars
6. no matter what hairstylist does what to her head, her hair will always look like a tacky country singer's behive. Mainly because she has a freakishly FAT HEAD!!!!
7. I think her chin and her nose are in a compitition to see which one can get bigger and weirder looking... the winner gets to eat the face.
8. she's certainly not helping matters by getting surgery after surgery

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 @ 1:31pm
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OMG. I just read the captions on the pic above....that is some FUNNY ass shit.

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 @ 9:47pm
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jennifer aniston is a bitch

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006 @ 11:27pm
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I know I'm posting three in a row (Obsessive, yes. Observant, no....so....). Can someone look and see if there is a pic of Jennifer Anistein Vaughnster with her hair UP??? I wanna a link so I can see if her ears are as big as her damn chin. And, per the photo above her butt as well.

I'll see what I can scrounge up for all to see in the mean time.

PS: SimpleTBitch's rants are LOUD, but brilliant. In a Bastardly Forum kind of way, of course. hehe.

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 @ 9:50pm
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I don't hate Jen, because I don't know anything about her personally. However, I do admire Angelina incredibley for the humane things she does, being an advocate for people in underdeveloped nations, and adopting and having such a heart for children all over the world. I have not heard much about Jen doing these types of things, other than being involved in a highly publicized fundraiser/concert for the New Orleans flood. As admirable as that is, it was one act. Maybe if she stepped up and donated I'd view her differently.

Saturday, March 8th, 2008 @ 11:30pm
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simply put, expressing hatred for jennifer aniston makes you a douche.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009 @ 10:05pm
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How can you NOT hate Jennifer Aniston? She is such an egocentric bitch! Oh everybody look at how much poor Jen suffers! No wonder why Brad left and by the way, Angie is totally so much hotter. NOT that Jennifer is hot, but still...

Friday, May 15th, 2009 @ 7:51pm
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Finally i have been waiting for this YEEAAHHH!
I HATE THAT BITCH EVEN IN FRIENDS SHE IS LIKE A MOLE THAT WONT GO AWAY.SHE IS A BITCH WITH NO WOMB.IM SO GLAD THIS WEBSITE IS MADE.SHE DOESN'T HAVE STABLE RELATIONSHIPS SHE WILL BE SINGLE FOR ETERNITY!!yaaayyy! i hope bad things come in her way,cuz that will make my day.

Saturday, July 11th, 2009 @ 12:52pm
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