The Socialite Sex Trade: Kelly Slater, Gisele Bundchen & Leo DiCraps
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Leo Deecraps, after getting a little tired of sexin' up Giselle 24-hours a day (don't blame him) & has successfully passed her on to surfer, Kelly Slater. Damn you, Kelly Slater & damn the manwhorish life of surfers all around the globe. I am ridiculously envious.
Although Giselle Bundchen is an amazingly hot package & a longtime member of the Socialite Sex Trade, I would still swing for the innocent, yet scandalously sexy, Petra Nemcova. Maybe Leo recently saw his calendar & astutely noticed that it's been around a year since the Asian Tsunami & Petra Nemcova might be finished overcoming the tragic loss of her beloved fiancé, Simon Atlee. Watch for Leo to go in for the kill b/c obviously none of the other rich dudes in his age group are interested in super hot women younger than the age of 30. What has the world come to?
Below you'll find a few pics of Ms. Bundchen modeling Ipanema Sandals (Hello Mag Story). Have mercy.
giselle is incredibly hot, but those sandals are seriously ugly! it looks like a pretty lame ad campaign for some icky footwear. even a naked giselle doesnt make up for it.
what a waste of a super gorgeous model.
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she is very pretty, not as pretty as some of the other Victoria's Secrect models- Adriana Luma for starters, but nonetheless, she is very attractive indeed.
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shes kinda ugly in the candid pic
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Dontcha mean "Di-Crappy-o"?
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Finally Gisele dates a guy with muscles. Seeing her with fabby ass Leo was beginning to be too much to handle. Now she has a hotty who equals her sexiness. They should procreate quickly and make the world more beautiful. Yes, another model needs to latch onto leo to boost her career. Those models are so smart - too bad Leo doesn't have a pot to piss in when it comes to brains.
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Giselle is seriously overrated facially (she looks straight-up ugly in that first pic) but her body's pretty great. Anyway, I don't blame Leo for leaving her - I'd hit up as many hot, skanky models as I could while I was still young and rich enough to do so, too.
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Start talking when you're bank account holds 70 million dollars, when you're face is on the cover of a magazine around the globe or better yet when either Leonardo or Gisele consider you as there next sexual challenge. Your opinions or rude comments can't hold her down they just increase the balance in her bank account keep talking losers focusing your attention on her will keep everyone's eyes off you.
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gisele bundchen nice bro... really cool body, sexy aww
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Gisele is hardly hot, she's not the first model they have shoved down our throats, telling us she's beautiful....she looks like she could enter the Kentucky Derby - and WIN.
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Dude, leo is a smarter than a lot of other dudes out there. The guy is smart enough to move the hell on when it comes to super hot chicks by not letting bullshit love get in his way....
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Fuck you all who disrespect Leo!!!
He is (just like Moe said) smarter than all those stupid dudes out there. He has good taste in woman.. So again, fuck you all who disrespect Leo!
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Although Leo is probably the dorkiest looking movie star of this time, as a SERIAL FORNICATOR OF THE SUPERMODELS his record is second to none!
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GISELE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY. GISELE IS UGLY. GISEL IS FUGLY. GISELE IS A WHORE. GISELE IS A CUNT. GISELE IS A BITCH. BRAZILIAN WOMEN ARE FUCKING
UGLY. BRAZILIAN WOMEN ARE FUCKING FUGLY. BRAZILIAN WOMEN ARE FUCKING
BITCHES. BRAZILIAN WOMEN ARE FUCKING CUNTS. BRAZILIAN WOMEN ARE FUCKING WHORES. BRAZILIAN WOMEN ARE FUCKING SLUTS.
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Giselle is one ugly whore. And she one of the most over ratted chicks of all time but you really fucking ugly dudes can enjoy her. hehehe
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