The Starbucks Whores
Thursday, June 9th, 2005 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Buddy's owner @ cityrag poses a very simple question to the superficial world:
Has anyone calculated the amount of free advertising Starbucks is getting from all the photos that make the rounds of today's hottest A-List celebrities holding tight to their cups? [Cityrag]
I bet the marketing whores at Starbucks have made a rough calculation.
You'd really think these A-F Listers, who are typically accustomed to wearing the most obscure designer names, would reconsider their choice in coffee considering Starbucks is such a ubiquitous brand available to anyone & everyone. But, maybe the deciding factor is not quality, but really price. Overpaying is hot, so why not, right?
With the Olsen Monkeys paying through their boney asses in order to look crackwhorishly homeless & Tara Reid consistently overpaying for shoddy boob jobs, it's perfectly alright to buy coffee from a company that buys their goods from the lowest bidder residing in some of the most impoverished nations around the world.
On that note, let's check out the huge ass Starbucks collage posted on cityrag.
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Why the hell is Feds riding with his feet kicked up and his pregnant wife Twitney has to walk next to him? What a gentleman he is.
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WOW those boobs are ginormous.
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those boobies are getting ready for Feds Junior to eat. I'm sure the child will enjoy the flavor of frapacinno in them since Twitney has drank so much of it.
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Starbucks may be a corporate whore, but you really need to get your shit straight. Almost all of their coffee is Fair Trade, which means that farmers get the best price for their beans, and Starbucks visits farms and helps local economies more than any other corporate coffee company.
Get a clue. Pick up the Starbucks pamphlets on SOCIAL ETHICS next time you get a extra carmel frappuccino, you "anti-corporation" sheep.
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Too bad Starbucks refused to join fairtrade until last year when they were being protested. Starting a company fairtrade and turning fairtrade to avoid confrontation are two different things.
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