Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes = TomKat

Why didn't Tom go after fellow scientologist and world's finest Latina, Marisol Nichols? I'd love to shove an E-Meter up Marisol's ass while I cover her ample tatas with guacomole; that's what I call an "auditing session." Marisol needs to change her hair back to its natural raven, fuck the honkey queers at abc.

I love Tom Cruise, I Love Tom Cruise, I do not believe they make a good couple.

Katie Holmes... gold digger?

Has it occured to anybody that maybe Katie Holmes is the one using a crazy Tom Cruise to further her own career? I mean, I'm not criticizing, I'm just saying you could think of it this way:
Tom Cruise, driven insane by a lifetime of paparazzi flashes and our extremely homophobic society (I mean, who cares if he's gay or not?, by the way, don't you think it's pretty sad that people have used that as an insult?)--made him go round the bend, and waiting there to catch him was a young t.v. star on the thin line of movie stardom... come on now, this is America! Shouldn't we be applauding Katie Holmes for making the ultimate capitalist move?
Sign the papers, and if Cruise is "high on love" enough to forget to sign a pre-nup, good for you. I love Hollywood. Who cares if it's all lies, it's so much more entertaining than all that other boring stuff in the news.

by the way, one of the fundamental beliefs of scientology is that our souls are comprised of the souls of dead aliens who were exiled to earth thousands of years ago. See? It is so obviously not a cult made up by a science ficiton writer... L. Ron Hubbard just happened to coincidentally write a bunch of science fiction books like Battlefield Earth (which I'm not knocking, that movie is awesome). You guys should do their free stress test online at the website--the answer is always : you need to give us money so that we can analyse you with our machines that magically measure your depression level with Hubbard's "special (read as 'pretend') science." My favorite thing that they do is for marriage counceling, you and your spouse each hook up to a machine, and it supposedly projects an image out of your mind... if it's the same one as your spouse, you guys have a good marriage! yay! If not, you have to give the scientologists more money. I recently went to the celebrity scientology clinic in new york--everyone there had this glazed over look in their eyes, and kept asking me questions like :
"True or False--the body is comprised of spiritual particles?"
"True are false--you are sometimes unhappy?"
"True or False--you understand that scientology is the only thing that can really help you?"
in the middle of a supposedly normal conversation where I was just asking basic questions about their beliefs. Who on earth has never been unhappy?
I think people like that, who prey on the loneliness or instability that so many people suffer from, are pretty f***ing awful. But then again, maybe they're just good capitalists, like Katie Holmes. Money, money money. I wish I had a big swimmingpool full of it that I could roll around in. I can't imagine that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ever do anything else in their free time.

Katie Holmes is a CATCH for Cruise. He's getting old, ugly, freaky with his religion, and his movies suck a little bit. He's oh so very lucky to have her keeping his money safe! And, I hear he's gay! Perhaps Katie is a man/girl?
By the way, do you ever look at Katie's cute little chimpunk cheeks and think...."man, her cheeks are gonna be down around her armpits in a few years."
Go Tom, Go Tom! U lucky bastard. Maybe your scientist god blessed you!

wow, KATIE HOLMES IS NOT HOT. Tom's psycho ass could have had better catches. No one cares about the psyhcos, tom isn't the only psycho, katie is too. and a GOLDIGGER

Holmes and Cruise will not last. Why? Cruise is probably too critical he had Mi Mi Rogers and he let her go I think that was his biggest mistake, did you ever see her in Playboy?
Then he went on to lets see Nicole Kidman. Well she was nice but he got critical of her too you can tell when after the break up she said "I don't have to wear hi heels anymore," which is code for she was walking on eggshells.
Tom Cruise is not too old for Katie take a look at Larry King and whats her name? Shawna? for example.
But thats not the problem the problem is Cruise is too critical if he wants to make it last with Katie and I wish the best for them. Listen up Tom! don't be too critical of people accept their flaws and accept your own.

I believe that Nicoles's remark was more on the order of her -now- being able to finally wear high-heels. No code there: Tom didn't want her making him look short. (Well, perhaps her own sense of proportion was the determining factor. She's 6', he's 5'7", add high-heels to make her around 6'3", and it gets embarrassing for Shorty.

Great suggestion, man. I have to say she's pretty nice...

http://www.scientology-kills.org/celebrities/nichols.htm

obviously going out with psyhco cruise wont help katie's career, she got nominated with a razzie award to, and if you fools don't kno what that is, the razzie awards are given to the BEST OF THE WORST IN HOLLYWOOD. KATIE AND TOM BOTH PICKED UP A NOMIANTION, OTHER CONTENDERS, PARIS HILTON( NO SHOCK THERE) AND JESSICA SIMPSON. OK, JESSICA IN MY EYES DOES TOO HAVE TALENT, SHE ISN'T DESERVING OF THAT AWARD