Tom Sizemore & Paris Hilton Had Sex
Thursday, October 27th, 2005 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
It's disappointing that Mr. Sizemore has to use my name to sell his DVDs. He is not an acquaintance of mine nor have I ever had intimate relations with him. [Paris Hilton Via a Statement, E! Online]
Since when do you need to be an acquaintance to have sex? Enough said.
The video features the self-proclaimed sex addict having "inexhaustible sex" with up to four young women at a time.
But, even more shocking is what the 44-year-old actor says about an alleged one-night stand with socialite Paris Hilton in 2001 - when she was just 19.
He claims Hilton stayed behind after a party he threw and suggested quite explicitly that they have sex together.
Sizemore alleges that the heiress showed him a very good time, adding, "She knew what she could do to people."
The actor recalls Hilton left "abruptly" in the morning, climbing into a long limousine with the parting words, "Goin' to Sundance. See you next week." [Yahoo]
The Bastardly Theory
Very simple, my friends. Paris Hilton has had sex with roughly 600-700 people since she was around 15, so remembering who she had sex with 'that one night after that one party in that one club' is like trying to remember what you had for breakfast two Sundays ago. It's just not that easy---especially when you're in total denial. Let's face it, Paris got drunk, or drugged-up & had sex (with the 44 year old). So what? Paris, just admit to it, sign the necessary papers to release the video & earn more dough. Since when is having a sex tape a bad career move?! Then again, this is a tape w/ bloody Tom Sizemore.
GOT HEROIN?
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I think the pinky sticking out is Paris's reflection on the poor bastard sitting next to her.
She probably uses an epileptic midget for a Dildo :)
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this girl is seriously irritating the hell out of me and yes i know i should get a life.......
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i wonder if the odd looking tori spelling lookalike transsexual on the left was part of their greasy, meaty, rancid sex sandwich.
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"It’s disappointing that Mr. Sizemore has to use my name to sell his DVDs. He is not an acquaintance of mine nor have I ever had intimate relations with him."
After reading that again, I came to the conclusion that there is no way in hell that Paris Hilton said that...Her lawyers could've at least used "hot" a couple times in their statement.
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HAHA Polly, "over one billion served", thanks for making me laugh out loud today.
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Clearly she is using her pinky to dab off that little drop of cum left by Tommy Boy there.
Is it me or does she kinda look like Marilyn Manson here????
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How long has she been wearing those stupid blue contacts for? Does'nt her eyes ever get tired and irrated from wearing them 24/7. Why is she so worried about people seeing her brown eyes? Fugly vain girl.
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There both junky`s!
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What is she doing with her hand? It looks like she is trying to do the "seductive" pose when someone puts their finger in their mouth, and the photo was just taken too early. Anyway, it looks stupid.
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Sorry, no offence meant to people with Epilepcy or indeed our smaller friends!
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Yuck, yuck, YUCK!
Paris Hilton has the new 'Golden Arches' (her legs)... and a supersized puss... OVER ONE BILLION SERVED.
Did Tom get fries with that?
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Sorry about that...........did NOT expect that to happen
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Thay are junky`s
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Paris, it is a little late to be getting so coy! So you have slept with what 3 billion people give or take? Why not make it 3 billion and one?
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