Tori Spelling: Man, Woman Or Tranny?!?
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

Torinthal attends the Gay & Lesbo festival.
You'd think w/ the amount of dough this chick packs, she'd be:
1. Far-far away from the cameras enjoying a life in complete paradise away from civilization as we know it,
2. Or of course, at some surgeon's office getting a full facelift procedure.
Torinthal, no one really gave a shit about you on 90210 & they especially don't give a shit about your new jewelry line, so go buy a new dress or something.























how about a whole head transplant? she totally has a horsehead.
i would feel sorry for her if her daddy didnt have more money than god. why do these ridiculously rich celebs feel the need to validate themselves by doing some lame clothing, jewelry,fragrance line? do they feel that useless or are they really that bored or greedy? and why do morons feel the need to buy into it all? ugh. so annoying.
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I think celebs think if they do something like a clothing line they are working. then they think they have the right to complain about all their hard work. I'd like to see them do a real job for a day and see if they could make it without being fired. also, they must be greedy. i can't imagine being tori spelling who is and always has been loaded-and then getting paid millions more for thinking up ideas for jewelry. she should either give that money to people who actually need it-or be ashamed of herself. if she was only in it because she enjoyed it she wouldn't want the money. she is one of the ugliest celebs and I don't even want to meet soemone who finds her attractive.
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You know what I wonder about? How come normal people (like me) have to get a college degree in design to call ourselves designers, but these celebrity weirdos just suddenly 'design' something and morons buy it?!? Paris Hilton couldn't even make it through high school, but she is designing jewelry? Monica Lewinsky is designing handbags? J-Lo has a clothing line? WTF?
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Holy cow it looks like somebody photoshopped her face on to some chicks tiny body. YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE LINES...THE LINES PEOPLE
Whoa.
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