Who's Smarter? Waxy Version or The Real Deal?
Monday, August 8th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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The wax Jessica Simpson doesn't talk & breathe.
The real flesh & blood? Here's her latest comment about her boobs:
Mine are definitely real. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory. [contact music]
You be the judge.
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I vote on them being equally intelligent. As far as the boobies go...I believe they are a purchased accessory. If they were in fact real, her dad and her both wouldn't talk about them so much. I did watch a documentary on her once of her road to stardom and her dad was talking about her boobs on it too. I think it is sickening.
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Her dad was going on about her boobs?!? YIKES! So he really IS a pimp! Sick!
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her natural breasts are large & saggy & sloppy. no push up bra would lift them that high.
she is a moronic twit & she has definitely had some surgical assistance, like a lift & some silicone to firm things up. just because they are naturally big & she is so naturally ignorant i bet she convinced herself that getting plastic surgery didnt really happen.
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Marky D, you rock. So true, brother.
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Aren't they both wax? Oh wait, one is wax, the other is plastic.....I got it now. I"m gonna say the wax one is smarter cuz it can't speak.
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Just because her jaw is almost as rectangular as Jennifer Aniston's doesn't make her a bad person. You people. Such cruel cynicism.
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She is faker...then fake...Bad actress too!!
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I agree with some dude
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Okay, the wax version is definitely smarter. And what the hell? Going on about your boobs?!? Geez, the day when my boobs are the only important thing I have is a sad day indeed. Of course, she has no brain.....
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I think they forgot to include the crease in her skin above her upper lip in the fake doll. I guess you can't inject collagen into wax.
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